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dumb beaver

A woman who is, at her very core, stupid and/or ignorant. Normally this word is used toward women who are over forty. It is not often used toward younger women or women in their teens. "Dumb" refers to a person who cannot speak, and most dumb beavers talk far too much, so the definition is not completely accurate, in a literal sense. Still, when you say "dumb beaver," everybody knows exactly what you mean.
1. While riding my Harley, this dumb beaver pulled out in front of me. She must have been late for her hair appointment!
2. It would have been nice to actually get the questions answered, but the dumb beaver on the phone was too ignorant to be helpful.
by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010
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Island Beaner

A racial slur directed at Cuban Immigrants, most popular in the state of Florida. The term utilizes another racial slur Beaner. Which is used because of the Cuban immigrant's natural brown color, and because they often migrate illegally to the US. And Island because Cuba is a island.
Mike (cuban): What's up you cracker ass honkey?
T-Money (white): Did you bring me a cigar?
Mike (Cuban): Screw you!
T-Money (white): Why don't you swim back home you damn Island Beaner!
by SquigmanFraud January 15, 2011
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Beaner connection

when your playing video games like Call of Duty or Halo and your connected to someone with terrible connection most likely coming straight from mexico or mcdonalds wifi
"this lagg is unbearable this host definitely has a beaner connection"
by crozdaddy December 3, 2011
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beaner packed

Filling a car with more people than the car can fit
by LAJ-666 October 18, 2013
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Dumb Beaver

When a stupid white girl with Maruchan hair gets manipulated by a monkey to the extent that she buys him lunch and takes him on lil trips but has no cash to buy her son shoes.
Crystal is a Dumb Beaver, due to the fact that she is a monkeys sperm dumpster.
by The Sexy 1 August 12, 2012
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beaner packing

When a large group of people(generally Hispanic families) cram into a compact size car and travel.
My garage sale was like a circus,a tiny clown car pulled up and 14 beaner packing mexicans jumped out wanting to buy my used goods for a tenth of what they were marked.
by hooolio February 12, 2009
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john beale

a fake name used when you are in trouble.

a huge person

reason why you get stuck in the halls//stairs

the reason why people live..
cop- kid i need your name and address!

kid-uhhh john beale, 2 wintercorn place...
by John Beale November 11, 2007
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