batting

To masturbate or beat off.

Trent: what are you doing tonight? wanna come to this party?

Mike: ask me later im batting

by omg i am wtf leet December 5, 2007

Battery Exhaustion

Using the batteries from all the handheld electronic appliances in your house to power the device of your choice until you inevitable run out of batteries entirely. Battery exhaustion can be eliminated by investing in rechargeable batteries.

My game boy, TV remote, VCR remote, and personal grooming kit had all been rooted through for AAs. But it was over. I had reached true battery exhaustion. I would play no more Xbox 360 that day.

by 720mgSTEEEVE December 1, 2009

Fanny Batter

The discharge commonly found within the vagina. Once aroused, the ammount of batter found therein is copious. Also known as lady gravy.

'The crotch of her panties was encrusted with fanny batter'.

by Olivess October 29, 2007

batte

One who has an obsession with a big monster penis.
Masturbates more than others.
Looking somewhat like a pornstar. Dark Hair.
Does whatever it takes to get more cock.
Goodlooking; main reason for recieving cock.
Sexual; constantly wanting to fuck.
Makes good sex noises.
Often horny; perfers swallow to spit.
Petite.

Do you see that petite girl with the dark hair? She is such a batte!!!!

by Joseph Benhakgi November 10, 2008

Baby Batter

Sperm, Man Chowder, ejaculate

Man, I gave Sally a load of baby batter last night!

by babybatterboy May 21, 2009

no fish all batter

New Zealand phrase describing a person who is a renowned shit talker, or one who promises something only to let you down. Derived from buying a piece of deep fried fish only to find that the majority of it is greasy, oil-laden batter, and not fresh, white fish.

John thinks he can do a standing back flip. No way mate, he is no fish all batter!

Rhys keeps telling all his friends that Arsenal have a chance at winning the premier league, what do you think? HAHA what a no fish all batter muppet!!

by SmileyChatts September 16, 2014

bitch batter

The liquids that come from the woman's vagina during any sorts of sexual simulation.

"Dude by the time I was done I had bitch batter running down my leg!"

by Derek M. Thats all your getting September 17, 2006