The act of having sexual intercourse with everyone on the planet... at the same time, whilst watching an episode of the hit comedy 'friends'
It is also not unusual to grow several detachable penises after u get to the one millionth and one base.
It is also not unusual to grow several detachable penises after u get to the one millionth and one base.
Richard: Dude i got to the 1000000th base last week!
Paul: What! that means you had sex with me! and my mum?! and my dad!!! you fucker!!!! What friends episode were you watching?
Paul: What! that means you had sex with me! and my mum?! and my dad!!! you fucker!!!! What friends episode were you watching?
by nausia_rules October 7, 2006

Kelsey and her boyfriend got to second base the other day when he went up her shirt and she went down his pants.
by kristy June 30, 2003

having sexual intercourese with your partner while wearing Sherlock Holmes hats, smoking pipes and completing a crossword in under 10 minutes.
by sergio97 January 1, 2011

by Tonight138 May 16, 2016

"This Country Is Doomed it is doomed, Not Just Because Of African Americans" - a REAL openly based Joe Biden quote
by JoeBidensHusband June 5, 2021

1st man: whats up with him?
2nd man: hes been on 7 grams a day for 10 years, hes got a proper base-face innit!
2nd man: hes been on 7 grams a day for 10 years, hes got a proper base-face innit!
by southwalessniper December 14, 2009

Helen- Where is Nathen?
Joey- He has been hidden in his fap base all afternoon.
Helen- I knew he should've stopped renting that porn weeks ago
Joey- Yeah, thank GOD you have two bathrooms in your house
Joey- He has been hidden in his fap base all afternoon.
Helen- I knew he should've stopped renting that porn weeks ago
Joey- Yeah, thank GOD you have two bathrooms in your house
by xxLilachan8xx August 1, 2011
