Barked

Having tree bark thrown at you with much force.

Dude, I was in the woods last night when all the sudden, a grizzly came up and barked me!!

by MmmYeahhhh March 20, 2010

Sex Barge

A craft (e.g. a narrowboat) used for travelling on waterways that also doubles as host for sexual parties, including orgies

Curly: What's that moored outside the Soar Point?
Bean: Oh its the Sex Barge.

by James Dixon December 20, 2006

hot-bagged lunch

while having sex, place plastic wrap over ones mouth, proceed to drop the kids off into the newly made mouth pool, then when you are cumming, drop the bag into their mouth and shower their face. mmmm.

leanne neglected to do the dishes again, so tonight she's getting a hot-bagged lunch.

by f;lkjsdf January 2, 2008

barred

Pornographic material.

Dude mans... I LOVE barred VCR.

Man, fucking Steve still has barred VCR tape.

Dude, where did you get that barred?

by Steve the Mad Man January 2, 2006

banged up helmet

An ugly person. Usually in reference to a female.

That chick has a smoking body, shame about the 'banged up helmet.'

by Spus July 24, 2007

Barred

Pornography of any kind... movies/mags/pics/ext.

-"what you doing when you get home"
-"watching Barred"

by Dan November 9, 2004

finger banged the gorilla

Someone who fingered an ugly girl. Also see finger fuck; finger bang; gorilla

Yeah, I hear Don finger banged that gorilla, Jennifer.

by Jennifer May 17, 2004