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Bar Leech 

A woman that takes a mans offer to buy her a drink with no intentions of dancing or going home with him. After the girl gets the drink she will usually "recieve a phone call that her brothers in the hospital and she has to go".
"dude your pathetic" - Brian
"Atleast I got some, you blew all your money on that bar leech last night" - Robert
Bar Leech by Roly Jimenez December 26, 2008
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Bar Spankin' 

1. To be lazy; To think of yourself as being cool by lounging aroung your house all day doing nothing when should be out getting a job or doing something with meaning.

2. A drunk who travels from bar to bar after they get cut off on drinks to obtain more alcohol.
1. Guy1:What's up, man? Guy2:Not much. Just chillin' at my crib, bar spankin'.

2. Bartender: I'm gonna have to cut you off for tonight. Drunk: Fine!!! I'll bar spank around town the rest of the night.
Bar Spankin' by Josh Dennison April 6, 2008
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A blow job that occurs in a bar
I was at O'Houlanhan's last night and Stacy gave me a bar-j under the table! Radical!
bar-j by djcribage November 1, 2008

Bar-Jitsu 

The sacred art of being served at the bar in a busy pub or other beverage serving establishment
"You'll need all your bar-jitsu to get served here"
Bar-Jitsu by pbkemp April 9, 2009

bar-scarred 

(adj) - to have an aversion to a specific pub, tavern or discoteque dur to a previous bad or traumatic experience at said location.
"should we go to club 5? i feel like gay-dancing."
"nah, man, last time we went there I got man-molested on the dance floor and hit on by a guy older than my dad. I'm totally bar-scarred."
bar-scarred by Weslynn July 4, 2009
A bar war is the cousin of the bar fight, only more loud and violent. A bar war is defined by what happens.

Example A) A chair is thrown. Example A is a bar war.
Example B) Someone knifes someone. Example B is a bar war.
Example C) A drunk throws a punch. Example C is NOT a bar war.
"Dude, did you hear about last night? Phil threw a chair at some drunk guy and the whole bar started fighting!"
"Sounds like an epic bar war!"
Bar War by DublinJones December 4, 2009

Bar Be Queue 

The line that forms at an extremely delicious BBQ joint due to high demand for bold flavors.
We arrive at Oklahoma Joe's to find that the Bar Be Queue was out the damn door! Totally worth the wait, though we should have called it in.
Bar Be Queue by Spencer Bergs November 15, 2011