Assophagus

When you jump off a small building and you land on your ass and your asophagus and your asshole connect so you end up having an Assophagus.

When a man jumped off a building and when the police got there he was still alive they said, "he must have an Assophagus".

by Flower T-shirt August 13, 2008

Assophocles

A greek poet who was a toatl douche, a real smart kid who likes Greek poetry.

Bob: Did you hear rick got an 98 on the greek poetry test?
Joe: Ya, another assophocles.

by CrazyGuy207 January 14, 2009

Association Smell

The smell of something that reminds you of something else or a past experience.

Dude, I shared pancakes with my ex-girlfriend right after we had sex, so now anytime I get that association smell, I get an erection.

by punkaboo February 14, 2012

Assocolgy

A Study of the arse.
Founded in Aston Univeristy Birmingham UK by Professor Chow.
It currently has 6 student body on the course at the moment...-_-

Requirements: Ya Gotta Be a Arse Man

Hi i study assocolgy

by Chow898989 August 20, 2013

Assoholism

The affliction of being an Asshole, but denying (or being unaware) you have the condition. Most Assoholics are treatment resistant and are doomed to remain an Assoholic for life; spreading their toxic shitty attitude on the undeserving public, family, friends, etc.

What an Assoholic! Did you see how he treated her? That man suffers from Assoholism. Too bad for her, there's no hope for change. He will always be an Assoholic.

by Mz Jibbs November 27, 2013

Associhate

When you feel obliged to hate someone because your significant other does, when in fact you have no feelings either way.

I don't speak to Jody anymore, she and my wife got into a huge fight, now I associhate her.

by Meffa Kev November 4, 2015

assoholic

Adjective: the acute and chronic state of being an asshole

Syn: douche-bag, to mclaughlin

"Amber is the kind of gal who isn't just a pain in the butt - she's downright assoholic!"

by Volcano Refugee September 1, 2016