assmonsoon

A total shitty mess in the toilet bowl, some real watery shit dripping out yo ass

CALEB HOW DARE YOU LEAVE AN ASSMONSOON IN MY DAMN TOILET BOWL

by Jayve HF July 8, 2019

AssMessageDay24April

It is a very special day . You have to do it with a person who dont have the same skin colour.
A person who starts with A and a person who starts with V can it with Each other.
A person who starts with N and a person who starts with R can it with Each other.
A person who starts with K and a person who starts with T can it with Each other.
And the rest can do it with each other .

AssMessageDay24April has limits fx A person who starts with K and a person who starts with T can it with Each other.

by Urban Dictionary National days April 11, 2019

Assmosis

It’s when a shit sits in a toilet bowl for too long and starts to dissolve and turn to shit water.

AJ: My fucking roommate left a shit in the bathroom this morning and I think it was clogged. I swear when I come back, it better not be there.
Isaiah: Nah, it’ll be shit water. What’s the term? Osmosis?
AJ: Assmosis

by MotherfuckingSatan August 27, 2019

assmuncher

(1) A person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy. (2) Those who exhibit traits characteristic to "a person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy."

Tweezyshadow loves to eat guys ass, he is called an assmuncher.

by blazethe420buds September 23, 2019

Assman

Somebody who acts like an ass

Dude Michael is such an Assman
Andrew, you can shit the fuck up

by Angry Doggo May 17, 2020

Assminmint

Giveing permission to do anything with some ones butt

Bin: can I have a assminmint
Joe:I give you permission to do anything with my butt

by Howdy238 July 12, 2020

Assmouth

A person whose mouth might as well be an anus because all that comes out of it is bullshit.
The joke is that since shit comes out of an ass, and name-calling and spreading slander or lies are called talking shit, that means their mouth is an anus since shit-quality words are all that comes out of it.

Bob: Climate change is a hoax.
Alice: What? No it isn't! Haven't you noticed the jet stream weakening?
Bob: Also, vaccines don't work.
Alice: Wow, you're an assmouth. Try saying something LOGICAL next time.
Bob: Hmmphh! Fine!

by Grabacr November 23, 2020