by DoItOrScared June 23, 2020

by Kachowmeister November 14, 2019

A nifty phrase my always proper-in-public platinum blonde mother would use when sarcastically emphasizing to someone how truly little she was giving a shit.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

Man 1: "Did you see the tits on Celeste?! She's friggin smokin'!"
Man 2: "Yeah, let me tell you, She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice!"
Man 2: "Yeah, let me tell you, She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice!"
by JasoRobi (BuggieBlade) May 15, 2008

Hey Tom did you know it was ask your crush out day
No
It’s the day when You have to ask out your crush
No
It’s the day when You have to ask out your crush
by That’s is rishdish November 19, 2020

Similar to the “sorry, mommy,” trend, people will usually say, “don't ask me the color of anything” after they've spotted a crush. The joke is that their infatuation prevented them from registering what was going on otherwise, like the colors in their surroundings.
by hardal June 18, 2022

On April 12 ask out your crush and see if they like you to. Don’t be a pussy just do it you might actually finally get a girlfriend/boyfriend
by Zoee kabobs May 25, 2018
