ryan armstrong

The best human alive

Ryan Armstrong is the best human alive!

by RDA18Music October 14, 2021

Kane Armstrong

Kane a small man with a small penis uselly hides his relashionships from friends

Kane Armstrong is here girls

by Big man with a beard July 2, 2018

emily armstrong

GOURGEOUS AF SINGER (aka my wife)

"i love emily armstrong"

by lozstuch.lol January 29, 2025

Billie Joe Armstrong

hottest man alive, like ever. Like.. THE hottest man ever. likeee… you don’t get it this man is SO HOT its insane like BROOOOO……

“Billie Joe Armstrong is literally so hot like omfg…. i want him to marry me.”

by JackYuhYuh August 27, 2023

Lance Armstrong

When you fuck a girl so hard one of your testicles goes back inside.

-Hey, you're walking funny this morning.
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...

by neobwa October 22, 2014

Dylan Armstrong

Dylan Armstrong. A person who despite changing their name is still a mess through and through.

"Have you seen the way he's been acting lately? He's such a Dylan Armstrong."

by Just_me_dj November 11, 2024

Armstrong effect

The Armstrong effect is a situation where so many people hear some bullshit that they believe it , like Neil Armstrong walking on the moon

"I was so disappointed when jonny pulled his little wiener out , it was tiny, I heard it was massive ". " ahh that's just the Armstrong effect happening again"

by tsddan December 30, 2023