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Alyssa

The most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen. She’s kinda chubby but she has the fastest ass and biggest boobs. She can be mean but is super nice when you get to know her. She does not have a good home life so she’s really sensitive. She’s scared of commitment because of her exes.
Bro 1- “Have you seen the new girl, she’s so prefect, but kinda mean”
Bro 2- “ You mean Alyssa, she’s actually really nice bro
by Lyssagbois June 22, 2020
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Alyssa

Me
Guy one " who dat?"
Alyssa "are you talking about me?"
Guy two "nah he not."
by Alyssa😜69 November 29, 2018
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Alyssa

Alyssa is an amazing girl. She is beautiful, smart, and kind. If you get on her nerves she will knock you out but if you are her best friend she will never let go of you. She is the best damn thing you will ever see and I bet that.
marc who is that

Huncho damn it's Alyssa and she fine as hell
Alyssathnx
by Hdhdjsjdbbd April 21, 2019
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Alyssa

She is a amazing and wonderful person at times she could act a little sped but she also has a very contagious laugh and amazing legs, eyes, and lips. She is someone that is very unique but also special.
Girl: did you see Alyssa new boyfriend?
Girl 2: omg yes I canylt believe it.
by Erica30 March 2, 2019
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Alyssa

She tends to be a vicious person but a happy smile comes around when she realises what she has done. She always has a small friend group and all of them would be her best friends and she feels free around. Unfortunately, she is a bit oblivious to when her closest friend is not living a good life and justs act like she's the hardest when she doesn't actually know shit about her friends cause she doesn't pay attention
Friend: Alyssa can be a bit oblivious to what her friends are feeling
by bigdaddyhoseok March 6, 2020
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Alyssa

Alyssa is mine so back off im on the phone with her hehe
Alyssa is mine
by A l y s s a June 19, 2019
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Alyssa

Literally the best whale to ever be seen swimming the oceans. and seen stealing your food whenever you turn your head.
Wow, whos the fat one stealing all the food?
That there is Alyssa.
by Fish_Scientist April 4, 2021
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