andrew ahrens

a person that is awesome, funny, dirty minded, and uses fuck as if it were a comma.

andrew ahrens is fucking crazy.

by analcactus103 July 30, 2016

Peter Ahrens

A man with enough body fat, to eradicate the surface of the planet. In some religions he is looked up to, as some sort of bringer of doom ( aka a god ). He tends to use his powers, whenever his followers dissobey him, and uses them to start wars all over the solar system.

Man 1 Hey, why are you so depressed?
Man 2 I'm thinking about Peter Ahrens. What if he decides to destroy out planet with his body fat.
Man 1 Don't worry about it. I'm sure he liked our offerings from yesterday.

by Kenshin_ October 11, 2019

Metumo-Alena

Metumo-Alena means the God sent or the light in the darkness

He is their family Metumo-Alena

by Metumo-Alena August 19, 2021

nor ahlina

a crybaby but a kindhearted person ! very loving and always put everyone else’s needs before herself. Never say no when someone need their help and willing to do it without asking for something in return. has a soft spot for a dark skin guy but such a dork about it. She is such a nice person and would do anything for love.

OMG you saw a sad video and cry about it ? you such a nor ahlina.

by desculy November 21, 2021

Jasmine Ahrens

Shes like a elevator that never gets to the top floor.

good in bed

Jasmine Ahrens and i went to a concert she's such A JUBERNOWL.

by anonymous March 3, 2022

A Smelly Ahren

“Ahren” was a famous German philosopher than famously didn’t shower. “A smelly Ahren” would be failing to shower to the point of unbearable stench.

I was sitting next to this guy on the train, he was definitely doing “a smelly Ahren”

by John “Wee Mad Yin” Paul December 1, 2020