Pube Tube

Attaching ones pubic hair to their television by any means nessecery.

Josh: Am I comin' over to watch to super bowl.
Ben: Yeah, we're watchin' it on the pube tube.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

flesh tube

Flesh tube, are women who are viewed as short-term girlfriends or one-night stands by the man, and their attraction is sexual, rather than partnership or romance.

Kevin: I saw you with that girl at the blootydome bar on Friday night.
Bruce: Yeah, she's my flesh tube for June. Quality too.
Kevin: Awooga!

by DJ Bob Hoskins going mental in a dustbin June 11, 2006

pringle tube

The ~1 foot tall, ~2.5 inches tall cylindrical tube that Pringles come in. Can also easily be converted into a Masturbation Tool when desperate.

I use this Pringle Tube to masturbate

by Penis September 13, 2003

Donkey Tube

A tube Made of Donkeys that broadcasts porn 24 hours a day.
www.Donkeytube.com

Hey that Englishman is staring into a donkey tube

by Patches O'Houlohan December 30, 2007

Hot Tubing

To pleasure oneself with a dildo after putting it in the microwave for 5 seconds.

guy 1: Do you think those girls were DTF?
guy 2: No way man, all they wanted to do was go back to their apartment for some serious hot tubing

by BAJones72 June 12, 2011

Boob Tube

Television

Can you turn on the Boob Tube

by barrage22 April 18, 2010

tube socks

a handy device around your feet to securely store your drugs

all i need are my tube socks and the streets.

by B. Rab February 10, 2004