When you cross your legs like a woman and your nut slides into you abdomen crushing it with thigh and gut.
i chucked my leg over the other to look cool but quickly uncrossed when i reaslised i got Nut-Crush. The chick asked me what was wrong and i said i pinched nerve in my back.
she was onblivious to the Nut-Crush. Most chicks don't get Nut-Crush.
you want crushed nuts in your smoothy??
no I'll hold the nuts thanks.
she was onblivious to the Nut-Crush. Most chicks don't get Nut-Crush.
you want crushed nuts in your smoothy??
no I'll hold the nuts thanks.
by Demmy123456789 April 29, 2010
Get the Nut-Crushmug. Also known as a reverse Wedgie or Grundie. When you get your underwear pulled up in the front so hard that it cuts off the circulation to your ball sack and hurts.
Or if your a woman it splits your Camel Toe in half.
Or if your a woman it splits your Camel Toe in half.
After Jesse's next beer he is going to pass out. Then lets give him a "Nut Snuggie" when he's laying on his back. It'll split his balls in half and probably give him rug burn on his nut sack.
by SassyJax01 February 6, 2012
Get the Nut Snuggiemug. A way to describe an individual who is thought to have untamed pubic hair and/or rather rank testicles.
by Teethsharts February 18, 2022
Get the Jungle Nutsmug. Slang for the abdominal discomfort and endless putrid flatulence that results from eating too many nuts.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 16, 2020
Get the nut gutmug. by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019
Get the nuts in a bagmug. To engage in sexual intercourse.
My wife and I were driving around when we decided to stop and post a nut in the back seat of our Honda Civic.
by Pete Ohia November 6, 2006
Get the post a nutmug. A stimulation that rattles the mind as well as the body.Something that would give you goose pimples over. An inner high of highs.
What a NUT TINGLER! I was ridding my American made Harley on the 4th of July all day. It just doesn't get any better than that!
by Digger July 20, 2008
Get the Nut Tinglermug.