Canadian Hamburger

Canadian Hamburger: When you find yourself sitting in the snow naked and stand up and a little bit of shit comes out

Person 1: Yo bro aren't you cold?

Person 2: Oh shit yeah, I'll stand up.

Person 1: DUDE YOU JUST SHIT YOURSELF!

Person 2: Oh dude It's a Canadian Hamburger

by Jay2233 March 10, 2020

Canadian Situation

A type of relationship in which one partner suffers because the other is incapable of really dating, or being able to see their significant other due to parental restrictions of time. Comparable to a prison visitation, only harder to schedule and with less vigilance and monitoring.

-Man this Sucks.

-What's wrong man?

-It's just I rarely get to see this girl and she says she likes me but things just stink.

-It's seems like you have crossed the American border into a Canadian Situation on that one.

-Yeah, wish me luck

-Good luck

by Student Body President June 30, 2010

Canadian Lube

Maple syrup used for lubrication.

Hold on, I think I'm going to need the Canadian Lube.

by thelordofkeks August 3, 2016

Canadian Flip

The act of hiding ones erect penis by flipping it upward and tucking the tip in your belt or waist band.

I got a boner in class, so I just Canadian flipped it and i was good to go.

by AVLORIA March 27, 2009

Canadian Tan

A tan in which the tan line is non-existant, and both sides are pasty white. Also exists in some of the Northern-most United States.

"Hey man! Check out my Canadian Tan. I worked on it all this weekend."
"Sweet, how'd you do that?"
"Video games."

by LemonPear May 20, 2012

Canadian Handjob

When a gentleman gives another gentleman a handjob.

I think Mike wants to give me a Canadian Handjob.

by 0vechkin December 9, 2012

Canadian Stranger

This is an advanced manuever folks, and it takes teamwork. First, you being fucking your girl doggy-style in front of a rather large window. Then, you carefully have a buddy or yours swap in and continue fucking her without her knowing there's been a trade. The Canadian Stranger is complete when you walk outside and wave to her as she's being fucked by your friend.

"I can't believe she dumped me after Craig & I Canadian Stranger'ed her last night."

by lambiquiter August 27, 2009