Poon Buffoon

When a male or in some cases a female is unsure what to do with his or her woman.

Have you heard about Matt and Stacey? Yeah, he's a real Poon Buffoon!

by Fat Cats Fat February 22, 2011

danger poon

a girl who is under the legal age to have sex with. poon as in poonani

Terry: that girl is next level dutty
Ed: nah, she's serious danger poon

by Nat Gaskell January 23, 2009

Backside of the Poon

When you look at a ho from the back and see a little bit of pussy from the ass. And I’m not talking about the gardening tool.

When I told that bitch to make me some Chef Boyardee I couldn’t help but notice the backside of the poon.

by Yung poon November 25, 2017

Prison Poon

When big Frank from the ends gets locked and dicks down all the girls on her wing.

Big Frank went to Brinny and got that prison poon

by Duke of Dartford February 9, 2021

poon ass

Adj; a dumb retard who thinks they are the shit but in reality they are the biggest pussy ever. no one really likes them and they truly have no friends

trey: yo u wanna go chill witt chris royalty??
Dom: naw ma nigga he a poon ass

by b nastii July 31, 2009

hairy poon

1. a poon which is hairy
2. a vagina which is unshaven
3. a tight vagina

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While not enjoyed by alot of people, the hairy poon is often a sign of virginity and innocence. Younger girls do not shave their poon because they have not been pressured into doing so by a boyfriend or other friends. The Hairy Poon is often tighter than the shaved poon, therefore offering a better ride

Meg's hairy poon was the best ride you will ever have

by Poonspert May 10, 2004

poon junkie

someone that is severely addicted to a vagina

"man you sure do love the pussy,you have tried to bang every girl here, for lack of a better word i shall call you a Poon Junkie"

by Shpongle Spores January 31, 2008