Louisiana Hot Pocket

To shit into a womans ass for lubrication.

I hope that bitch is ready for a Louisiana Hot Pocket

by fallen424 January 6, 2008

Louisiana Ball-Gag

The act of suffocating a person who is snoring by putting your testicle in their mouth

Steven gave me a Louisiana ball-gag, but I was snoring really loud so I guess it's fair enough

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Louisiana dry rub

When your hands are so dry and you rub a girls pussy so fast that it starts to smoke and smell like barbequed seafood.

Guy 1: "Dude I had this hot piece of southern ass the other night."
Guy 2: "Did you give her the ole Louisiana dry rub?"
Guy 1: "of course, smelled like a plate of grilled snapper."

by themanwiththeplan91090 March 16, 2014

louisiana swamp water

Same as the Louisiana Crab cake but she also urinates with the feces.

It was bad enough she gave me a Louisiana Crab cake, but she followed it up with some swamp water.

by bigwheat February 9, 2004

louisiana gas station

The act of urinating inside your partner during intercourse after the command "fill 'er up please!"

Danny that Louisiana Gas Station filled me up with warmth!

by saucysausage January 8, 2016

Louisiana Chicken Wing

When a guy is hitting it from behind doggy style and pulls out and then puts it in the woman's anus without her knowledge. As she pulls away, grab her by both of her elbows and pull her back in a chicken wing position while clucking the whole time!

It's easy to Louisiana chicken wing her while buttholin' her down

by Wedgemaster69 June 23, 2021

Louisiana lunch box

When you go down on a chick who has crabs. Lots and lots of crabs.

Keith: How did it go with that skank from the bar last night?

Shane: It was going great until I realized I had been given a Louisiana lunch box, now my beard is full of fucking crabs!

by Larry Fromish December 11, 2015