swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws

It’s the same forwards and backwards

swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws is a cool saying

by Thomasfaj03 September 4, 2020

Hot dog down a hallway

When a girl partakes in the unfortunate opportunity to hook up with a boy with a very small or very skinny, unpleasurable penis.

Janice described her sexual encounter to her friend during coffee the next morning,"His dick was so small, our sex was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!"

by Sexy ass bitch March 30, 2008

Hot Dog On A Stick

An extremely intensive sexual position requiring a great deal of strength, endurance, and determination. To begin, the woman inserts her pinky finger into the man's urethra (pee hole) and proceeds to hoist him above her head using only that finger. All of the man's weight should be centered on his pee hole/her pinky to experience the most stimulation. At this juncture, the man forces (forcefully) a clear, flexible tube into his buttholey, causing as much irreparable damage to his sphincter as is appropriate. By now, poop should be flowing freely through the tube and out the other end. If aimed correctly, the hot poo should fall directly onto the woman's face, blinding her instantaneously. Then both parties cum all over each other. A lot.

Ever since I hot dog on a sticked with Martha, I haven't been able to achieve satisfactory pee pee pressure!

by Smoke Manmuscle July 29, 2008

Top dog means a "bad" fight to get what it wants

i.e. wrong! Give back a bit of what you have taken to get it and you might recicve the part of it your missing out on. Made by your self and not taken from others. Some things in life are better off as a success when they are made by your own hands. It gives a piece of your experience in life more credit than just plain street credit, loan credit, what yr donkie looks like credit, family credit...I hope you get what I'm sayin' You shouldn't judge who you should have protected and loved. If you love then do not judge to take away from others what doesn not belonge to you in the first place. It's all I'm sayin' A helping hand is a stronger mind. A takers hand is a hollow one in the end. No one has to ever lchoose to isten to this. It's just how I may think. People don't always agree. Heck they fight like cats and dogs over really rediculous stuff some times, but your family is your blood and to take from family is to suck their blood away from you dear. What is left when the blood is gone and you have your posetions?

Emptyness
Hollow
Black Whole that will suck you in
Regret
Shame eventually
Seperation
and
again
A Broken space in between you and true love-Family
Top dog means a "bad" fight to get what it wants. Some thing that belongs to some one else that middle hentch men had to be brought in as a team to steal from them. Some thing that God did not give you. Some thing you did not create with your own hands. Something that does not/ may not have belong to you that will be damaged more than your ego wants to admit to itself. No matter who a person is, that is who they will be, but taking love from them that was a bond is an entirly different matter all together. Do the right thing if you have a soul or you'll loose your self in hate.

by IHerdWhatUDeny2SEE!URMUM July 21, 2010

takin the dog for a walk

a term used for masterbation, wackin it, jerkin off ect.

Hey mom im guna go take the dog for a walk ill be back in a lillte bit.

by mike johnson March 10, 2005

dog in a bathtub

inserting testicles into a partners anus. Why? becuase it's just as hard to get a dog in a bathtub.

I gave her a dog in a bathtub and then made her lick my shitty balls.

by MELVIN May 16, 2005

dog on a raft

NOUN
Cuisine:

A single, microwaved hotdog (the "dog") served on a single slice of buttered toast (the "raft")

A "dog on a raft with a oar" is the above served with a deli-sliced pickle.

"Lorraine and I blew off Spago and shared a dog on a raft in the kitchen."

by Neil Ogism April 14, 2010