The Writer

AKA: The Writing Writer
Our other "Claudio."
A character from the story by Claudio Sanchez of Coheed & Cambria.
He is the "Writing Writer". The issues in his own life make him see delusions that cause him to take out his own personal suffering on the characters in his story.
The story gets darker as his own problems grow.
He doesn't want The Character to feel the same pain that he has, so he interferes with the story.
He sees the vision of Ten Speed who manipulates his thinking.

The Writer is mentioned most in Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV Volume I: From Fear Through The Eyes Of Madness.

by Katy H July 20, 2008

Dick writing

Using one's cum as ink and one's dick as a pen.

"My boyfriend was dick writing on my boobs the other day, he came so much I thought he was writing the Declaration of Independence on them. All I could make out was his John Hancock."

by musefan1986 July 11, 2016

writing a check

When you realize after a poop you haven't wiped enough and you go back to finish wiping.

AWW CRAP! MY NEW UNDERWEAR! I gotta go write a check, brb.

by Carlow Motowski July 26, 2005

Writer's Lump

The annoying lump left handed people get on the right of their left middle finger after writing too much.

Righty: Hey, what's that weird lump on your finger?
Lefty: Oh, that's just my writer's lump.

by mischaa June 21, 2009

write off

To be dumped. Taken from the Real World: Austin.

Boy: I am writing you off.
Girl: Your writing me off.
Boy: To some degree, yes.

by Long Johnson July 29, 2005

Writer's Block

An imaginary non-existant concept designed to help writers feel less guilty when they lack the mental capacity to write well for a certain time period. The real reason for this temporary lack of creativity is usually one of the following: distraction, health problems, lack of focus, laziness, or sometimes just the basic idea of writer's block can scare a writer into actually getting it.

Friend: Dude, your eyes are red, your hair is messy, the vain in your neck is throbbing and youve got that nervous twitch again!

Writer: I had writer's block! i was up all night trying to finish the chapter/script/copy but im just not able to do it! Whats going on with me??!!!!!

by ghj December 29, 2007

Writing Stick

An idiot's name for a pencil.

Andrew, can I borrow your writing stick?

by bbh4697 October 1, 2008