three sheets to the wind

to be explicitly drunk; inebriated

origin: sheets actually refer to the ropes that are used to secure a ship's sail. If the 3 ropes used were loose in the wind, the sail would flop around, causing the ship to wobble around, much like a drunk.

Margo was three sheets to the wind by the time we made it to Doug's party, judging by her inability to keep her clothes on.

by Bejammin H August 15, 2008

The Wind Waker

1- A shortening of the name of the game The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.

2- A special baton that Link uses to compose songs in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. There are a total of 6 songs that you can learn.
SPOILER WARNING.

The songs go as follows:

Wind's Requiem:
Use- Conduct the wind to go N, NE, E, SE, S, SW, W, or NW
Time Signature- 3/4
How- Up, Left, Right

Ballad of Gales:
Use- Warp to certain areas on the map of the Great Sea.
Time Signature- 4/4
How- Down, Right, Left, Up

Command Melody:
Use- Allows you to control a nearby object. (Might not work for some things)
Time Signature: 4/4
How- Left, Center, Right, Center

Earth God's Lyric:
Use- Allows Link to enter the Earth Temple.
Time Signature- 6/4
How- Down, Down, Center, Left, Right, Center

Wind God's Aria:
Use- Allows Link to enter the Wind Temple.
Time Signature- 6/4
How- Up, Up, Down, Right, Left, Right

(Optional) Song of Passing:
Use- Turns days into nights, and nights into days. Similar to the Sun's Song in Ocarina of Time.
Time Signature- 3/4
How- Right, Left, Down.

1- Man, I really want to play The Wind Waker.

2- Ohmygosh! Is that the Wind Waker!?

by FlimsyOcarina March 22, 2009

fart in the wind

Describes how fast one leaves an area, usually very quickly, as a fart would dissapate quickly in the wind.

When those cops showed up, he dissapeared like a fart in the wind.

by Vinz Clortho April 8, 2008

Zelda: The Wind Waker

In my opinion, the best of the 3D Zelda games (We'll see what "Twilight Princess" brings us). I believe it tops Ocarina in many aspects. The fighting is more chaotic, there are more moves and your "helper" (a shiny rock)is less talkative compared to Navi.

It takes place several hundred years after Ocarina of Time with a new generation of Link. Ganon had broken the seal, Link's sister is captured by Ganon. So Link goes to kick Ganon's ass...again.

The Wind Waker looks funny but it's a hella good game.

by RobK July 22, 2008

sheets to the wind

A scalar quantity to describe state of mind, preferably a state of drunkenness with 0 being the smallest possible quantity and 100 being at the top of the scale. Place your coinciding number in front of the phrase to illustrate how drunk you are.

Yo, I went to work 70 sheets to the wind and not only did they send me home but I got driven home.

by cl8on August 24, 2010

suck wind

In business, to perform very poorly.

The company's revenues are off 20%, profits are down 25%. They are really sucking wind.

by Krace November 16, 2004

Golden Wind

1) When you fart while peeing
2) When you pee while farting

*farts while pissing* AHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE GOLDEN WIND

by HinokamiNut December 29, 2019