liar wire

a worthless, broken cable.

fuck this liar wire bullshit, get me a patch cord that works.

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

barbed wire

what meathead macho fucks get tattood around their bicep because they want to appear tougher, and because they have no creativity or originality, so they get barbedwire on their arms

macho dave ripped off all his sleeves so he could show the school his lame-ass barbed wire tattoo. what a pussy

by emohammers December 10, 2003

Golda Winestein

1. Jewish disguise for obtaining alcohol

2. Woman of the Jewish faith who wears large glasses, gaudy jewelry, tacky sweaters, and frequently uses her Shoprite Price Plus card.

I am under 21 and will get Golda Winestein to purchase alcohol.

by Golda Winestein February 24, 2008

Wiles

The most amazing and brilliant, albeit slightly neurotic poet. A true champion of soccer and hearts. A novice in mastication but a genius of the mind.

Ex. "When you're feeling sick,
And there's nothing you can do;
A boyfriend you will find,
Who will always care for you.
I would say "get well soon",
But it wouldn't be enough.

Cause you mean a lot to me,
More than you can snot!"

My boyfriend is Wiles.

by BABEKAKE November 21, 2011

wireless tree

A wireless cellular or data tower camouflaged to look like a tree. Such is made under the assumption that an obviously fake 250 foot steel and fiberglass tree with a strobe on top of it is less objectionable within a community than a tower.

The town council meeting was loaded with soccer moms who were outraged at both their shitty cellular service and the company's plan to put in a tower to fix the service. They all went away happy when the company said they'd install a wireless tree instead.

by hot east August 2, 2012

wired

1. Displaying or feeling or stating things that would lead others to believe you are overly stimulated or hyperactive due to the influence of sugar, caffeine, or other substances such as amphetamines

2. Extremely excited about something.

3. Connected to the Internet.

1) That extra cup of coffee has me so wired I'm going to stay up all night writing Urban Dictionary entries!

2) I'm wired about getting wired to the Dark Web!

by Richard Allan Cooper August 4, 2016

Wiles

An adjective or pro-noun used to describe a tool who manages to act like an enormous puss puss at the same time. Can also be used as a verb, or purely for emphasis of the tool-ish nature of the person.

Mateeeee, you're really wiles-ing it up at the moment.
Chins wiles.
That lad is such a wiles, he can jog right on.

by Steve_109 June 17, 2010