weaselcheat

Taking advantage of a situation that leads to personal gains without loss of status or credibility.

Not to be confused with underhanded actions, weaselcheating is an act of superior, intelligent quick thinking borderline genius

Paddy raffled off a dead donkey at the pub last night. He sold every ticket for £10 and made a quick grand, only the winner wanted their money back upon seeing that the donkey was dead, Paddy's a real Weaselcheat

by Weaselcheat July 14, 2010

weasel in trousers

surprisingly charismatic butch-type lesbian who likes to make sexual advances on young doe-eyed mostly hetero girls

She's such a weasel in trousers she turns straight girls gay.

by AuntF November 4, 2010

weasel homo

A straight guy who has sex with guys, but doesn't want anyone to know about it, but everyone knows.

Denial closet case

Guy 1: "Did you hear Taylor sucked his dick?"
Guy 2: "What a weasel homo."

by Dream3ater December 13, 2015

Weasel Snorting

When someone has the ability to suck cocaine through their urethra.

My Weasel Snorting has gained me a lot of internet fame, if only my girlfriend found it as fun as I do.

by IridescentBlade July 27, 2016

Weasel Neck

A Weasel neck is someone who cannot complete a simple task.

Anyone who is a weasel neck will single handily fuck up any given task.

"I want to send John to unload those lorries"
"Don't do that he is a right Weasel neck"

by Hollandino July 20, 2017

Wisely

A combo of ICE And FIRE.

He might look a flirto but when you meet him personally he is an honest man. He always comes up with some goals, plans and ideas.

He never gives up easily on anything and anyone or even if he does it's for some good cause.

The smart one who pretends to don't know any shit but actually the bossy one .

The SARCASTIC one .

Lastly, he is wise as his name.

NOT A DESPO BUT A FLIRTO. .

Be wise as wisely.

by Queenmaryam July 15, 2018

Weasel Pants

A adjective or noun that refers to a persons penis or metaphorical penis, typically used by older creepy ass men. The weasel in ones pants being the dick.

"stop that you weasel pants."

"Mr Ferri you're a fucking creep."

"language young weasel pants."

by voluptuous frog March 12, 2019