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Wiper Weenie 

n. A person who sets their windshield wipers disproportionately fast for the amount of rain coming down
It’s barely raining, quit being a wiper weenie and switch to intermittent.
Wiper Weenie by HerbErtlinger November 13, 2020

Greeny Weenie 

A marijuana cigarette. Most commonly heard in the southeastern United States.
Person A: Hey man can you roll up a greeny weenie?
Person B: Yeah bro, this greeny weenie is gonna get us so baked!
Greeny Weenie by Bong_Smoker December 2, 2020

Teensee weenie 

A German sausage that doesn't meet the legal length requirements to be sold on the market as it is to small.
Jill the German asked the butcher isn't that sausage a Teensee Weenie
Teensee weenie by Garyman21 September 5, 2021

Drift weenie 

Partying all day with the boys. My dick smells like shit. When you are at a drift event all day and can't talk to a girl cause of smelling like drift weenie.
Casey: Ariel, you can talk to her.
Ariel: I can't talk to her, I have drift weenie.

silver weenie

Refers to Airstream trailers
My friend Paul has a “silver weenie” ,, we really enjoy it!!

Meanie Weenie

People who sit next to you and can state at least seven crimes.
That meanie weenie stuffed me in my locker >:(