Muriel's Wedding 

Quite possibly the worst film on the face of this earth. Watching said film may cause the viewer to exhibit such symptoms as (but not limited to)

A general feeling of revulsion.

An instant hatred of all things beginning with A and ending with BBA

Violent projectile vomiting

Hatred towards the human race for ever concieving such a hellishly bad idea.

Uncontrollable self-combustion. (Yes, you will burst into flames and die if you watch this movie.)

Viewer: (Watches Muriel's Wedding)
Viewer: What's this strange hateful sensation in my gut?
(And then he explodes in a mess of red chunks.)

Muriel's Wedding by ether75 September 9, 2010

queensland wedding night 

When it's so hot that when consummating the marriage on the wedding night, the couple simply mutually masturbates because it's too hot to touch another body

It was so hot they could only hope for a Queensland wedding night

queensland wedding night by Fruit_toast December 4, 2016

White Wedding 

When the bride gets showered in her Husbands, best man's and some randoms Jizz

"Come on Tracey; time to consummate our marriage by giving you a white wedding"

White Wedding by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018

Texas Wedding Cake 

The act of shooting a huge load of cum onto a womans face while she sleeps.

My wife was asleep on the couch so I gave her a Texas Wedding Cake. She woke up in shock and horror at the total face mask she was wearing.

Texas Wedding Cake by mrapril2000 July 24, 2008

Civil Union Wedding 

When Two Gay or Lesbian People get Married in a Recoginized State or Country or Proviance

Civil Union Wedding by Danny P October 30, 2003

Irish Wedding 

A traditional Irish ceromony involving two people that have one hand from each person duct taped together to hold a wine bottle with each of their free hands being duct taped to a 40 oz bottle of beer. Because each person has no ability to use their hands, the goal is to for each “Irish couple” to finish their wine and 40s as fast as possible so that they are able to be cut out of the duck tape and bottles. The act of finishing an Irish wedding is referred to as “being wed”.

“Hey, did you go to that St. Patty’s Day party?”

“Hell yeah! They were making everyone do Irish Weddings and one of the dudes was trying to take a leak before they were wed!”

Irish Wedding by BimJean February 27, 2019

Irish wedding ring 

A second black eye, generally on a woman, but in this age of equal opportunity in fist-fights, it could be anyone.

The first black eye of course being the Irish engagement ring.

I went to see my associate, and she had an Irish wedding ring and a broken nose.

Irish wedding ring by Frisco Pete September 25, 2008