angry walrus

while recieving head ejaculate in a girls mouth, she trys to swallow you deliver a swift blow to the midsection causing it to ooze out her nose like walrus tusks

I gave that bitch an angry walrus!

by James Brown September 21, 2003

Frosty walrus

The act of getting a blowjob from your partner now before you orgasm you pull your cock out of her mouth hold your hand over her mouth and punch her in the stomach so the semen gets out her nose like a set of walrus tusk

that bitch was cold-hearted so I gave her a frosty walrus

by TheGuy ef February 27, 2018

size of a small walrus

Used to describe something grotesquely large.

That man has a mustache the size of a small walrus

by i drive the bus October 28, 2004

angry walrus

Irate Odobenus rosmarus.

Yo 'sup! Deny him his bivalve mollusks at your own risk, 'cuz dat muthafucka be one angry walrus! Werd.

by Truth2Power September 11, 2004

Push The Walrus

To exaggerate, to stretch the truth, to blow out of proportion.

"Gee you're pushing the walrus!"
"Push the walrus why don't you?"

by DoctorHello April 11, 2009

The Whistling Walrus

A sexual fetish act in which the male takes a fatty turd into the woman's mouth and proceeds to fuck the mouth orufus, pushing the poo down the woman's esophagus. He will then shove his dick into her anus and pee while squeezing her tits very very hard. He will then cum in here eye and slap her tities and shit on them. Its cool.

Wow that bitch just got a The Whistling Walrus! I just creamed my pants!

by Davieee September 24, 2007

porpoising walrus

A suspiciously inept simile (or metaphor)

The original: "Closer inspection revealed that the rest of the body was encased in 2-3 feet of ice, the body prostrate, suspended into the ice like a porpoising walrus." -- Charlie LeDuff, Detroit News, 28 January 2009

Laurel Fortuner, 1992 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winner: ". . . her creamy bosom rising and falling like a temperamental souffle . . ."

Excellent porpoising walrus, Ms. Fortuner!

by jedyca January 29, 2009