Walmart is a chain of stores that has super low prices and has everything.
In reality it would be possible to live in a walmart any where from 1 to 3 years depending on how you ration your food.
it is believed that to keep walmart running "efficiently" they abduct the children that get lost in their stores and post their pictures on the missing childrens bulletin. The pictures are posted as a trophy to show off to other Walmarts.
the children are force into slavery working in an underground network of tunnels that connect all walmarts together. here they fabricating merchandise such as clothes, electronics, and toys. other tasks include repairs on large machinery such as scissor lifts, conveyor belt, and other such machinery.
oh and it kicks K-marts ass!
In reality it would be possible to live in a walmart any where from 1 to 3 years depending on how you ration your food.
it is believed that to keep walmart running "efficiently" they abduct the children that get lost in their stores and post their pictures on the missing childrens bulletin. The pictures are posted as a trophy to show off to other Walmarts.
the children are force into slavery working in an underground network of tunnels that connect all walmarts together. here they fabricating merchandise such as clothes, electronics, and toys. other tasks include repairs on large machinery such as scissor lifts, conveyor belt, and other such machinery.
oh and it kicks K-marts ass!
Mother: I lost my son in Walmart,
Mother's Friend: He was probably abducted into walmart slavery. If he did you wont see him again unless he find a way to escape.
Mother's Friend: He was probably abducted into walmart slavery. If he did you wont see him again unless he find a way to escape.
by reggiyman June 18, 2009
Get the Walmart mug.When someone gives you a facial expression that is similar to disgust and curiosity at the same time. You would normally receive this from someone (most likely a costumer who has no patients) at WalMart because you are blocking there way and or taking to long -or even bought the last box of cheese doodles right as they were about to grab it.
This term is used for people who give you that look outside of Walmart for something asinine you've done or look like you are doing.
There are many variations to the look/facial expression but It usually entails nostril flaring a puffed up chin, closed mouth with a frown, and glaring eyes. possibly shacking of the head as if to say 'you bastard'.
The Walmart Face can be given to you buy anyone, anytime, but you usually are doing something to deserve it.
It's when someone gives you a wtf kind of look but they are absolutely disgusted and offended with what ever it is you are doing.
It's more then a look of disgust, It's consumerism mixed with hate, curiosity, and makes you look like someone pissed off at Walmart.
This term is used for people who give you that look outside of Walmart for something asinine you've done or look like you are doing.
There are many variations to the look/facial expression but It usually entails nostril flaring a puffed up chin, closed mouth with a frown, and glaring eyes. possibly shacking of the head as if to say 'you bastard'.
The Walmart Face can be given to you buy anyone, anytime, but you usually are doing something to deserve it.
It's when someone gives you a wtf kind of look but they are absolutely disgusted and offended with what ever it is you are doing.
It's more then a look of disgust, It's consumerism mixed with hate, curiosity, and makes you look like someone pissed off at Walmart.
I was geocaching and these people at the park gave me a walmart face.
I was driving around and this dude gave me the WalMart Face when I cut him off.
While cutting across old man Wilacer's lawn I knew I was going to be in trouble because he gave us a Walmart Face.
I was driving around and this dude gave me the WalMart Face when I cut him off.
While cutting across old man Wilacer's lawn I knew I was going to be in trouble because he gave us a Walmart Face.
by Cobrabro April 6, 2011
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A person or situation that busts your balls or an interjection expressing such ball busting, such as when you lip out a four foot put or get your shit handed to you in Mario Kart.
"Quit with the fucking banana peels; you're being a cock walloper."
"Cock walloper! I can't believe I missed that!"
"Cock walloper! I can't believe I missed that!"
by joe stinkfinger February 4, 2009
Get the cock walloper mug.by Frank Herdlin July 16, 2004
Get the Waldo mug.1. A monument to capitalism DO NOT GO THERE COMRADS it will kill you it lives on to bring down the working class
2. symbol of the US (reason why everyone hates us)
3. My favorite hangout
2. symbol of the US (reason why everyone hates us)
3. My favorite hangout
by Greatredbird May 1, 2006
Get the Walmart mug.IRC command. Along with /operwall, /wallops (message) sends a message to all operators on IRC.
They were originally publically visible and intended to be used for disaster announcements and the like, but have been abused to the point where now they are operator only.
They were originally publically visible and intended to be used for disaster announcements and the like, but have been abused to the point where now they are operator only.
by jheath April 26, 2004
Get the wallops mug.-Someone whose internet connection is very slow or extremely laggy.
-An insult used against people on online games when their connection isn't up to speed.
-An insult used against people on online games when their connection isn't up to speed.
"Your page still hasn't loaded yet? What do you have a Walmart connection?"
"That bitch lagged right past me he must have a Walmart connection."
"That bitch lagged right past me he must have a Walmart connection."
by TribeofSimeon July 5, 2008
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