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Walmart

Walmart is a chain of stores that has super low prices and has everything.

In reality it would be possible to live in a walmart any where from 1 to 3 years depending on how you ration your food.

it is believed that to keep walmart running "efficiently" they abduct the children that get lost in their stores and post their pictures on the missing childrens bulletin. The pictures are posted as a trophy to show off to other Walmarts.
the children are force into slavery working in an underground network of tunnels that connect all walmarts together. here they fabricating merchandise such as clothes, electronics, and toys. other tasks include repairs on large machinery such as scissor lifts, conveyor belt, and other such machinery.

oh and it kicks K-marts ass!
Mother: I lost my son in Walmart,

Mother's Friend: He was probably abducted into walmart slavery. If he did you wont see him again unless he find a way to escape.
by reggiyman June 18, 2009
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Walmart Face

When someone gives you a facial expression that is similar to disgust and curiosity at the same time. You would normally receive this from someone (most likely a costumer who has no patients) at WalMart because you are blocking there way and or taking to long -or even bought the last box of cheese doodles right as they were about to grab it.

This term is used for people who give you that look outside of Walmart for something asinine you've done or look like you are doing.

There are many variations to the look/facial expression but It usually entails nostril flaring a puffed up chin, closed mouth with a frown, and glaring eyes. possibly shacking of the head as if to say 'you bastard'.

The Walmart Face can be given to you buy anyone, anytime, but you usually are doing something to deserve it.

It's when someone gives you a wtf kind of look but they are absolutely disgusted and offended with what ever it is you are doing.

It's more then a look of disgust, It's consumerism mixed with hate, curiosity, and makes you look like someone pissed off at Walmart.
I was geocaching and these people at the park gave me a walmart face.

I was driving around and this dude gave me the WalMart Face when I cut him off.

While cutting across old man Wilacer's lawn I knew I was going to be in trouble because he gave us a Walmart Face.
by Cobrabro April 6, 2011
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"Quit with the fucking banana peels; you're being a cock walloper."

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1. Waldo shot the President, but he did not shoot the deputy.
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Walmart

1. A monument to capitalism DO NOT GO THERE COMRADS it will kill you it lives on to bring down the working class
2. symbol of the US (reason why everyone hates us)
3. My favorite hangout
1. I hate Walmart
2. I hate Walmart very much
3. I hate Walmart a lpt
by Greatredbird May 1, 2006
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wallops

IRC command. Along with /operwall, /wallops (message) sends a message to all operators on IRC.

They were originally publically visible and intended to be used for disaster announcements and the like, but have been abused to the point where now they are operator only.
/wallops help some guy named peer keeps resetting my connection
by jheath April 26, 2004
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walmart connection

-Someone whose internet connection is very slow or extremely laggy.

-An insult used against people on online games when their connection isn't up to speed.
"Your page still hasn't loaded yet? What do you have a Walmart connection?"

"That bitch lagged right past me he must have a Walmart connection."
by TribeofSimeon July 5, 2008
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