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Wobbly Woods

A game played with the assistance of a friend, one person consumes massive amounts of alcohol and gets blind folded, you are then taken deep to a random spot in the woods where you will remove the blind fold and search for a way out of the woods.
Friend 1: yo wanna play Wobbly Woods again?

Friend 2: sure but you're gonna be the one blind folded this time, I ended up on the highway when I made it out last time
by button_on_shirt March 4, 2025
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Wobble hole

A wobbling loudly spoken human

An uncontrolled yelling person
"shut ur Wobble Hole" to ask one to stop yelling
by Doorzy July 7, 2024
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wobbly john

A noun used to describe the act of sniffing cocaine and ketamine at the same time.
Sonny: "I've just done a fat blast of coke and ket"
Lewis: "Cor you done a Wobbly John, mush"
by Wan King Byng August 8, 2024
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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Wobbly Slut

Origin: Waucondian

1)A dumb ass who judges others although his descriptions would perfectly describe his own mother; or, 2) a whore who is has had one too many
Look at this wobbly slut, bet his mom’s a whore
by Salami Mami May 26, 2025
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Gobble Wobble

A Gobble Wobble means you like to have intercourse with this particular person (;
by Becklan December 2, 2022
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Wobbly eyed

A term used by 17th century Welsh nobility to humiliate obese English men in front of their wives. Wobbly eyes was in reference to the English lack of control of their eyeballs due to low brain function.

On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.
Get that wobbly eyed idiot of an Englishman out of my pub and back into Satan's scrotum where he belongs!
by Wobblyeyedenglishmen July 27, 2023
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