Using one’s own sock or socks to wash and wipe the asshole after dropping a horrifically mud butt style shit or accidentally shitting oneself and there is no toilet paper or other tissue.
A Texas wet wipe is used out of absolute necessity and desperation.
The sock or socks are removed and are made thoroughly wet and moist in the sink (if available) and the ass is cleansed accordingly. The socks must always be disposed of or better yet, just left behind on the floor. Never flushed.
A Texas wet wipe is used out of absolute necessity and desperation.
The sock or socks are removed and are made thoroughly wet and moist in the sink (if available) and the ass is cleansed accordingly. The socks must always be disposed of or better yet, just left behind on the floor. Never flushed.
After spending the entire day drinking beer and eating hot wings, I headed home. After about a mile, I felt the gut bubblies. Hoping to release some pressure, I unloaded what I thought was a massive fart but ended up shitting my pants. I spotted a gas station on the corner and quickly headed to the shitter. I waddled to the door praying the steamy, oozing, wet lump would not slide any further down my leg. I made it to the stall only to find there was no toilet paper or paper towels. I slipped off both socks knowing a Texas wet wipe was my only alternative. I moistened them in the sink and then I slid the cold, wet socks up and down my ass crack like dental floss cleaning what had to look like the field at a tractor pull and a rooster’s tail when it came out. I got it as clean as I could get it and at least enough to not itch too much before I got home, I tossed my socks in the corner and slipped my boots back on and headed on my way.
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When, preferably before taking a shower, you are sitting on the toilet and have to take a crap. When said crap is completed, one will totally skip the art of wiping such anus where said crap came out of and, instead, will simply turn the shower on, walk inside of it and bend over.
Once bent over the person will spread there cheeks and have the water hit directly on it, washing away said crap quickly and cleanly (sort of).
When, preferably before taking a shower, you are sitting on the toilet and have to take a crap. When said crap is completed, one will totally skip the art of wiping such anus where said crap came out of and, instead, will simply turn the shower on, walk inside of it and bend over.
Once bent over the person will spread there cheeks and have the water hit directly on it, washing away said crap quickly and cleanly (sort of).
Person 1 "Hey man, yesterday I took a crap that had one of those infinite f*cking shit stains going on""
Person 2 "Damn, I hate those. How did you get it off?"
Person 1 "Just yelled 'I'm tired of this sh*t!' and stood up, marched to the shower turned it on and water-wiped that piece of crap."
Person 2 "... Dude, that's disgusting."
Person 2 "Damn, I hate those. How did you get it off?"
Person 1 "Just yelled 'I'm tired of this sh*t!' and stood up, marched to the shower turned it on and water-wiped that piece of crap."
Person 2 "... Dude, that's disgusting."
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The lowest form of suck-up in existence. Someone who's not beyond wiping another's ass when told to do so. One who is not "his own man." (Texans are fond of saying that W is "his own man").
Bush, you ASS WIPE! Is there anything you and your family WON'T do for the Saudi Royal Family?
Bush, you ASS WIPE! You only do what KARL ROVE tells you to do, don't you?
Bush, you ASS WIPE! You only do what KARL ROVE tells you to do, don't you?
by Trey K December 28, 2005
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Hey man how did that number two go, heard a large splash from the kitchen thought you may have fell in.
Nah bro, just executed the Going Green Butt Wipe.
Wow your so eco friendly, I love you.
Nah bro, just executed the Going Green Butt Wipe.
Wow your so eco friendly, I love you.
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Man that punk ass couldn't even handle his shit and passed out after 2 drinks so naturally we had to dick wipe that little bitch.
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Guy 1: "Man I need to wipe my ass, but I can't really reach back there all that well, cause I'm fat."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."
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