super vampire

does not need to sleep at all. immune to garlic. weaknesses include : breasts, humid weather, and jazz

"a super vampire can kill a man with his bare hands, but when he touches boobs his heart explodes."

by Dr. Watts February 7, 2006

Lesbian Vampire

A lesbian women who enjoys eating out another women particularly when they are on their period.

Susie: Are you menstruating?

Veronica: Hellz yes I am, would you like to eat me out?
Susie: Fuck ya! I am a Lesbian Vampire!

by German Whore June 7, 2009

Cock Vampire

The phase after you lose your virginity and all you want is the D.

My puss just got penetrated and now i'm livin that cock vampire life.
Ever since I lost my virginity im so thirsty for some penis. You can call me a cock vampire.

by cinnamon tits March 8, 2014

Vampire Liberty

In the Navy and Marines, time off work and off the ship or station is called 'liberty.' When they have a blood drive, one incentive is they give you a mess hall pass that entitles you to a prime steak dinner and then the rest of the day off, where you get to go ashore. You get liberty in exchange for blood.

"Hey, Joe, you going ashore tomorrow?"

"Yup, they're having a blood drive. I'm gonna get vampire liberty."
"Yeah? Count me in!"

by zhrona January 11, 2020

Vampire Tanning

the foolish act of laying out at night. Can lead to maximum whiteness.

Sally decided to go vampire tanning at 11 PM last night. She laid on a blanket in the driveway and asked me to get her a pillow.

by LUchica14 October 24, 2011

Vampire Box

The strange metal containers on the walls in women’s bathroom stalls.

Careful around that vampire box Doug, that red dye will stain your white sox shirt. Period.

by Reid Kethwic June 11, 2018

Vampire mayo

Jizz, spooge,meat gravy

Tommy ejaculated his Vampire mayo in bris hair.while she was sobbing his meat sword

by Swampdonkee77 July 18, 2021