ham/vag

filesystem description for defining the lower regional area of Ham's subspace. All who enter here are never to return.
goddamn, thats another friend i lost to the ham/vag
by hodebbwuagh June 17, 2010
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Vag-hawk

When a girl leapfrogs you without panties and her vagina scrapes your bald head, leaving a ghostly trail in the shape of a mowhawk.
"Betty slipped on her takeoff, so Bob's rocking a vag-hawk for the rest of the party now."
by owlzitty March 22, 2016
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Vag-ographer

A girl who can take professional type selfies of her vagina.
Man, you should see her pics. She’s like a vag-ographer.
by Lisa04 December 05, 2018
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vag blindness

The blindness that occurs when you don't notice that the current girl you're hooking up with looks like your ex.

When you're so into the new vagene that you can't see the vag forest through the vag trees.
How do you not see that Sally looks exactly like Jennifer?!? You've got the vag blindness.
by Ahickeyyy April 07, 2016
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Look Vag....

When your absolutely sick of another's bullshit and your finally going to say something to put said person straight. Essentially calling them a shortened version af vagina in a very derogatory manner..
Look Vag.... no one cares about your stupid problems.. WORK HARDER
by Willie shaverpus August 08, 2023
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vag tight

When something is even better than balls tight.
Guy 1: Dude, I had sex with an even hotter chick the next night.
Guy 2: Vag tight!
by brrutled July 01, 2011
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Vag-Bag

The act of a woman tea-bagging anyone on any FPS (First Person Shooters)
"Dude,your girlfriend just Vag-Bagged me in Halo 3"
by TonyVee January 27, 2010
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