Sigma Turtling

When you bring yourself to the edge of a climax while simultaneously holding in a poop then release the load and turd at the same time and reach a Nirvana-like state of being

"Hey bro, last night I was totally Sigma Turtling to Oprah Winfrey!"
"Sweet bro!"

by DoctaPurp July 10, 2024

bad turning day

worst thing for a dancer especially on competition/convention days. no one wants it. everyone has a bad turning days.

“today is a bad turning day for me”

by danceeeeeee_luver October 29, 2023

Dirty Turtling

Verb: pushing a turd in and out of your börthole, for sexual gratification. The unholy perversion of "turtling"

Don't make eye contact with Bella. She's been dirty turtling in the corner for the better part of an hour

by suninnovember January 2, 2024

Sweet Tarting

to flatten a penis with plexiglass and cut it into 6 even strips

Sweet Tarting

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025

burning and turning

the act of skiing or snowboarding while smoking weed or smoking some weed then skiing or snowboarding.

1.dude lets go burn and turn after hot chocolate

2. dude we've been burning and turning all day, the mountain is gonna close soon

by VTskier500 October 17, 2008

Low down and turning

When this phrase is used everyone must crouch down and start spinning around no matter what the circumstances. You can only stop when the person who shouted this word shouts 'fall' then everyone must fall to the ground, get up and carry on as usual.

Bob: LOW DOWN AND TURNING
Everyone: starts spinning on the floor
Bob: FALL
Everyone: falls to the ground and gets up again like nothing has happened

by CLARABANNANA June 7, 2020

wet pop-tarting

When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.

person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.

by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021