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Trumpet player

They speak the same way they play their instrument, loudly and obnoxiously. They start random chants and are very annoying to deal with. If you tell them this then they become toxic. Very few trumpet players are actually easy to deal with and can actually play their instrument.
"Will you trumpet players shut up for just two minutes?!"
by Canofbeanns September 5, 2019
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piccolo trumpet

1) A trumpet tuned an octave above the normal B flat trumpet's range. Has 1/2 the tubing of a normal trumpet and a fourth valve.
2) The only instrument more awesome than the trumpet; not to be confused with the piccolo, the only instrument harder to tune and shriller than the flute.
Paul McCartney: Bollocks! Penny Lane has so much potential, but it needs something....
-hears piccolo trumpet playing Bach-
McCartney: I've got it!

Trumpet player: I wish I could play the piccolo trumpet, but I am not worthy of it's awesomeness.
Piccolo player: You could play piccolo instead!
Trumpet player: You could play piccolo well.
-Piccolo player bludgeons Trumpet player to death with her piccolo-
by arroganttrumpetplayer137 December 8, 2010
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Trumpee

The sexual practice of watching prostitutes urinating on each other.
The highlight of his trip to Russia was a Trumpee.
by Danny 234561 July 17, 2018
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Trumpenfreude

a feeling of pleasure at the bad things that happen to people who hate Trump
I should have felt sorry for Speaker Pelosi’s sudden onset of Tourette’s Syndrome during the president’s State of the Union address but I was instead overcome with Trumpenfreude.
by Freethinker62 February 7, 2019
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trumpet players

you could describe a trumpet player as a little arrogant bitch with a massive fucking ego. I wouldn’t recommend down talking them or they will fuck you in the ass.
by tiny ty December 1, 2021
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Trumpster

A person that is a receptacle that gladly regurgitates the trash and bullshit expelled by Donald Trump.
Jim Bob is a Trumpster. The dumb ass actually blames all of America's problems on immigration and Obama instead of the Republican party and its inability to pass a job's bill.
by PFM01 September 19, 2016
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Trumpet

Bos trump 1. "WOW!!! The Spirit of Saginaws trumpets are amazing"

Bos trump 2. "I know if only we were a tenth as good as them maybe they wouldn't only hear the clarinets"
by $UP3RFL3TCH October 24, 2010
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