tearjia

pornstar

Dude i just fucked a tearjia!

by joker1410 April 11, 2011

Tear shitter

This happens when someone takes a shit not suitable for the anus resulting in cries of pain.

Tear shitter- last night i ripped myself a new asshole after taking the shit.

by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014

tear jerk-off

Purposely watching a sad movie to cry for pleasure

"I haven't cried in so long, I need a tear jerk-off session"

by baby-yeezus March 4, 2017

tearing up the sheets

The act of having rough sexually intercourses that a female may tear the sheets in bliss

Hey I heard you and my brother tearing up the sheets last night be quite!

by Crimson.clover May 30, 2018

Tears

Ejaculation of the eyes in the form of salty water.

Guys, epic victory royale moment! I came home from school and dad was beating mom! Dad told me if I ignored her crying and tears on the floor I would get John Wick AND SKULL TROOPER! Now that is an epic victory royale!

by Epictiktokroyale November 3, 2018

tear limb from limb

Either a disgusting way of murder, or to roast someone beyond their will to live. No matter which one you use, somebody's gonna be destroyed.

"Did that bitch just touch my celebrity crush?!?! I'm gonna destroy that slut if I meet her! The only acceptable murder is to tear limb from limb!!!" - 14 year old me at some point
"Did that rich kid just roast you?"
"Yeah, but I'll tear him limb from limb at some point."

by Spaghettinoodleghost January 13, 2019

ass tear

when you butt hole drips crap juice after dropping a load

i dropped the biggest load this morning and i have had ass tears all day.

by jamieboy1996 October 25, 2011