Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.

Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign

by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017

Traffic Vulture

British slang for traffic wardens who prey on innocent citizens especially when they only parked up for a few minutes. This often has a wider effect on society than people may realise.

Citizen: I only pulled up for a minute to drop a bag off at the charity shop and a swarm of traffic vultures came to my car. Now I'm going to have to pay £100 to line Croydon Council's pockets!

by Hugh Woat Meigh November 16, 2020

traffic

The worst thing to get stuck in.

Damn it, I’lol be late for school because of this stupid traffic!

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 18, 2025

Weaving Traffic

The art of driving through congested traffic at higher speeds, one lane to the next often with near misses.
*Police are creating or already have "weaving" laws!

I was super late to work and fencers were in the fast lane. I started weaving traffic and got a $250 ticket in Denver!

by Xanalu September 14, 2025

Hella lame traffic safety earring

Nickname given by character mitsuba sousuke to kou minamoto from franchise toilet bound hanako kun or tbhk

Hella lame traffic safety earring??
More like hella lame crybaby earring 💀

by nikolaigogolbestie August 22, 2024

traffic

too many cars being combusted and being slow for toolong

therers an old lady in front of me causing traffic

by jakevi July 27, 2022

Traffic Coned

Inserting ones penis into the tip of a traffic cone and having a family member (preferably mother or father) jerk you off through it. The cone allows for changing of laws and direction of norms.

Hey Jimmy how are getting off since you broke your arms? Well thankfully Mom traffic coned me last night.

by Adwala76 March 19, 2022