Dutch Tilt

A sexual maneuver that consists of holding a woman at a 45 degree angle and then having frontal sex with her.

Last night, we totally did the Dutch Tilt

by The Masked Apprentice May 12, 2009

Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

The effect that Skibidi Toilet has on the youth. Mainly contracted my kids aged 2-9, Skibidi Toilet Syndrome is a mental disorder where a child is completely brainwashed by Skibidi Toilet, and proceeds to act like a Skibidi Toilet. This can usually be cured and/or prevented by not giving you toddler internet access, and instead forcing them to play outside like any normal fucking kid.

Margaret: My god, this weekend was horrible!
Eve: Oh my, what happened?
Margaret: I was babysitting my 6 year old cousin on Sunday, and apparently she has Skibidi Toilet Syndrome! She wouldn't shut the fuck up!
Eve: I'd kill myself if I was in that situation!

by Ocide September 28, 2023

toilet bowl monday

The Monday following Super Bowl Sunday. Earns its name from the multiple trips you make to the toilet to discharge all of the junk you ate and drank the day before.

Becks: Damn Ridge this is your third shit today.
Ridge: I know dude I am really feeling all that Bud Light and queso I had yesterday.
Becks: Fucking Toilet Bowl Monday!!!!

by hallpuck15 February 7, 2010

Miller Toilet Filler

A big Beer Poo after consuming large quantities of delecious Miller Lite and hot wings. The result is loose bowl movements that float around in the toilet water and don't always flush completely down on the first try. The person usually feels much better, relieved, and refreshed after complete defecation.

Man, I took the best Miller Toilet Filler after I got into the office today, I should have taken a picture of it. I feel so much better, I will probably do another one later.

by Tom Duffey October 29, 2008

Skidibi toilet

The worst piece of shit in meme universe

"skidibi toilet is funny!!!"
"kys"

by Rgdp August 4, 2023

toilet paper boxing glove

A toilet paper boxing glove is where some individuals use half a roll of toilet paper each time they wipe their butt.The entire hand is wound with 10-20 wraps of TP all the way down to the wrist. At first glance,the toilet tissue bandaged hand might be mistaken to be broken or badly burned.

Dad looked like he'd been to the emergency room with that toilet paper boxing glove.

by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011

toilet

n. 1. The system of depositing one's feces invented by Mr. Crapper himself when one day his wife got sick of him taking dumps in the kitchen sink.

synonyms-latrine, crapper, lavatory, john, the can, the pot, stool, throne, potty, commode

Seymour likes to drink out of the toilet.

by Seymour Butz March 27, 2003