assassinate the toilet

The act of clogging not only your toilet but toilets within a 5 mile radius.

What happens after you watch Twillight and get violent diarrhea.

man #1: Dude I have to go assassinate the toilet.
man #2: Ill call the plumber.

by Reaper118us March 19, 2010

Toilet Greaser

A spontaneous "Handjob" service produced by one male to another usually on the mutual grounds that both parties are straight and in need of relief

Hillbilly Job: "Yeah man, I'm telling yah, back in my day we would just get a quick toilet greaser after lunch and call it a day"

Jax: "you right"

by Pussy mags July 20, 2016

toilet cake

the act, or product of moving bowls.

to "bake" toilet cake is to take a dump.

"i'm going to bake some toilet cake."

by L-sos December 9, 2007

Toilet Padding

Protection against splashback via loading the toilet bowl with large amounts of toilet paper, creating a cushion-like padding in which poo may be gently dumped.

"Man, I used so much fucking Toilet Padding it almost clogged the pipes! Fucking half the whole roll man! If I hadn't, that shit man, it would have soaked my ass like a depth charge had gone off."

by Arkhangelsk July 19, 2009

Toilet Roulette

Any horrible instance where you have to choose between sitting on the toilet to urinate and/or defecate or vomiting.

While having the flu, Nancy was often victim of toilet roulette.

by masonthekiller May 7, 2011

toilet tango

when a girl pees on a toilet and spreads her legs. Simultaneously, a man pees between her legs. The goal is to cross the streams.

Sarah and I did a toilet tango. It was suprisingly easy.

by joseblanc0 January 29, 2015

Toilet Art

An incredibly nasty shit that splatters all over in the toilet and stays there even after flushing

Also see TOILET TATTOO

Go check out that toilet art Kevin just made!

by Don Juan The Flame September 9, 2009