assassinate the toilet

The act of clogging not only your toilet but toilets within a 5 mile radius.

What happens after you watch Twillight and get violent diarrhea.

man #1: Dude I have to go assassinate the toilet.
man #2: Ill call the plumber.

by Reaper118us March 19, 2010

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Toilet Greaser

A spontaneous "Handjob" service produced by one male to another usually on the mutual grounds that both parties are straight and in need of relief

Hillbilly Job: "Yeah man, I'm telling yah, back in my day we would just get a quick toilet greaser after lunch and call it a day"

Jax: "you right"

by Pussy mags July 20, 2016

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Toilet Roulette

Any horrible instance where you have to choose between sitting on the toilet to urinate and/or defecate or vomiting.

While having the flu, Nancy was often victim of toilet roulette.

by masonthekiller May 7, 2011

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Toilet Terminator

One who TERMINATES a Toilet, Loo, WC, Rest room, Lavatory, Commode, Latrine, Powder room (for the Elegant Ladies).

Toilet Terminator is someone that uses a toilet in such a way that for the next 2 days, anyone attempting to use the toilet will either be suffering from a serious cold or would need a GAS MASK!!!

by afro.king (MK) December 12, 2010

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Toilet Torpedo

Dropping a toilet bomb that is backed directly behind it buy a large fart. The resulting eruption from the fart launches the turd at high speed into the rear toilet wall.

Friend 1: Hey man you done in the bathroom?

Friend 2: Ya I had a bad case of the toilet torpedoes!

Friend 1: Aww, man did you clean it off the back of the bowl?

by jwaybut November 18, 2009

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