A spontaneous "Handjob" service produced by one male to another usually on the mutual grounds that both parties are straight and in need of relief
Hillbilly Job: "Yeah man, I'm telling yah, back in my day we would just get a quick toilet greaser after lunch and call it a day"
Jax: "you right"
Jax: "you right"
by Pussy mags July 20, 2016
Get the Toilet Greasermug. The act of clogging not only your toilet but toilets within a 5 mile radius.
What happens after you watch Twillight and get violent diarrhea.
What happens after you watch Twillight and get violent diarrhea.
by Reaper118us March 19, 2010
Get the assassinate the toiletmug. Dropping a toilet bomb that is backed directly behind it buy a large fart. The resulting eruption from the fart launches the turd at high speed into the rear toilet wall.
Friend 1: Hey man you done in the bathroom?
Friend 2: Ya I had a bad case of the toilet torpedoes!
Friend 1: Aww, man did you clean it off the back of the bowl?
Friend 2: Ya I had a bad case of the toilet torpedoes!
Friend 1: Aww, man did you clean it off the back of the bowl?
by jwaybut November 18, 2009
Get the Toilet Torpedomug. when a girl pees on a toilet and spreads her legs. Simultaneously, a man pees between her legs. The goal is to cross the streams.
by joseblanc0 January 29, 2015
Get the toilet tangomug. An incredibly nasty shit that splatters all over in the toilet and stays there even after flushing
Also see TOILET TATTOO
Also see TOILET TATTOO
by Don Juan The Flame September 9, 2009
Get the Toilet Artmug. Protection against splashback via loading the toilet bowl with large amounts of toilet paper, creating a cushion-like padding in which poo may be gently dumped.
"Man, I used so much fucking Toilet Padding it almost clogged the pipes! Fucking half the whole roll man! If I hadn't, that shit man, it would have soaked my ass like a depth charge had gone off."
by Arkhangelsk July 19, 2009
Get the Toilet Paddingmug. by Marvelous Momma November 21, 2010
Get the Toilet Cloggermug.