N-Beat

A slang term for a song of hip-hop/rap descent loaded with profanity, and whose lyrical content is largely ignorant.

Mike, are you allowed to listen to N-beats with toddlers around?

by Badejones September 30, 2008

Beat Conductor

The person in charge of delivering fierce beats (aka music) during late night assemblies of party people at clandestine events. These people are usually high on drugs and engaged in "cracktivities" while the Beat Conductor commands the beats to be "fierce."

The usual suspects were hanging out at Maverick's house for afterhours when DeeJay Ferosh's roll kicked in and he grabbed a handful of disco sticks and played Beat Conductor on the mixing board.

by DeeJay Ferosh February 6, 2009

Liquid Beating

When someone is visibly hung-over to a point where they look like they were mugged for their lunch money.

Wow, she looks like she got a liquid beating last night.

by ClearlyGenius February 7, 2009

The Beats Pill

A double ended vibrating dildo

Martha and Sadie bought The Beats Pill because they're butterfaces but like to be penetrated while music is playing

by Dothejohnwall January 6, 2015

Beat Thing

Often used between teenage male friend groups. Slang for someone who’s “ugly” or not desirable. Not worth it. Can also be called “Beat ting”, often used by boys when describing girls they don’t find attractive. Would not date or hu with unless really desperate. Could be used when describing someone really rude or obnoxious.

“She’s a beat thing”

by Facts🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ January 24, 2019

Ride the beat

This term is used when a rappers flow mimics that of their instrumental, It is almost a perfect harmonization between the artists bars, and the beat. An example of this is Kanye West’s song Drive Slow. Paul wall even gets a piece on that song riding the beat as well.

Bro 1: yo bro, Joey badass and xxxtentacion really did Ride the beat on infinity(888)!

Bro 2: yea man honestly! I just nod off to that song every time I hear it because of how cohesive the bars, lyrics, and beat are.

by SausePaket July 25, 2019

Pre-Beat

The act of stroking your erect penis with no intention of ejaculating prior to having sex with an intimate partner. Performed solely for excitatory purposes to make the act of having sex more pleasurable when it actually occurs.

The amount of self-control required to avoid ejaculation is not only threatening, but down right dangerous.

Also known as a preliminary pud-pull.

Jim: You planning on hooking up with that waitress tomorrow night?
Mike: Yeah man, I gotta pre-beat the shit outta my junk beforehand.
Jim: I was JUST gonna tell you to make sure to pre-beat, it makes the sex so much better.

by SolidFour October 13, 2011