book blind

When someone jizzes in your eyes then you try to read a book.

My boyfriend and me tried book blind last night it was hard

by Taz_Devion August 24, 2017

chaku booked

hasty theft; bum rushing someone and run off taking their stuff

saw a guy get chaku booked right outside, shit was wild. That’s why I always say “you can’t have shit in Detroit”

by Todd Shepherds April 17, 2021

book mode

When someone goes book, or book mode, they have messed up. They were unintelligent , made a petty mistake, or were oblivious to something obvious. Being book is nothing to be proud of, so now it has been made into a meme

Damn, I just tripped over my own shoelace; I've gone full book mode

by Consideryourselfshanked October 22, 2019

Booked It Out

To run at break neck speeds.

Person #1: Shit he has a gun!!
Person #2: What!?! (sound of footsteps)
Person #1: Hey where did you go five minutes ago!?!
Person #2: Hell I booked it out!! I was gone!

by Thejermi3 June 20, 2011

Boom Book

a totaly sick comic that you MUST buy, written by cat comix who are epic

you should totes by the newest Boom Book

by not the boss of cat comix January 11, 2021

Book Haul

A book haul, is when a person makes a video showing off books that they have bought.

I just watched Jessethereaders book haul

by Serafina.fool January 13, 2022

beach book

“The beach book is easily digestible, designed to be guzzled down from a cramped airline seat or reclining poolside chair. Comforting, happy endings are assured; every couple who ought to end up walking into the sunset together does (although the best of the genre have you doubting that destiny in the middle chapters.) They’re not the novels you proudly display on your shelves so that guests may marvel at your intellectual prowess, but frankly, it’s too hot out for Tolstoy.” - Kim Rollins

"I feel like sitting by the pool and reading a nice beach book"

by Rachel Clay November 6, 2006