by Uncy Joe August 17, 2017
Get the Garden turtlemug. A gutsy attempt at completing some ill-advised feat of physical dexterity. While the attempt will most likely ultimately end in complete and utter failure (with the participant on his/her back, feet and arms in the air, like a TURTLE turned upside down), the fact that the feat was attempted in the first place will be celebrated.
What makes it a TURTLE-MOVE is an extremely low chance of success and an almost assuredly high rate of personal injury.
What makes it a TURTLE-MOVE is an extremely low chance of success and an almost assuredly high rate of personal injury.
"Man.... that attempted 180 on the tightrope was a real TURTLE-MOVE!"
Can also be used as a warning to others - "Be careful out there.... no TURTLE-MOVES"
Can also be used as a warning to others - "Be careful out there.... no TURTLE-MOVES"
by 71spud August 6, 2009
Get the Turtle-Movemug. Me: No turtle shank in my drink, please.
Bar Tender: What's that?
Me: A straw.
Bar Tender: Ohhh. Got it.
Bar Tender: What's that?
Me: A straw.
Bar Tender: Ohhh. Got it.
by C.B. #99 December 31, 2018
Get the Turtle Shankmug. Post-turtle
While stitching up the hand of a 75 year old Queensland farmer, who got cut on a gate while working cattle, the rural doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Kevin-07 and his appointment to Prime Minister of Australia.
“Well, ya know,” drawled the old farmer, “this Rudd fella is what they call a fencepost turtle.”
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a fencepost turtle was.
The old farmer said, “when you’re driving along a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s called a fencepost turtle.”
The old farmer saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain,
“You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he definitely doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he is up there, and you just gotta wonder what kind of dill put him up there in the first place!
While stitching up the hand of a 75 year old Queensland farmer, who got cut on a gate while working cattle, the rural doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Kevin-07 and his appointment to Prime Minister of Australia.
“Well, ya know,” drawled the old farmer, “this Rudd fella is what they call a fencepost turtle.”
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a fencepost turtle was.
The old farmer said, “when you’re driving along a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s called a fencepost turtle.”
The old farmer saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain,
“You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he definitely doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he is up there, and you just gotta wonder what kind of dill put him up there in the first place!
by Tallara June 30, 2008
Get the Post-turtlemug. by Moe976 November 18, 2009
Get the Velvet turtlemug. by Mike April 12, 2004
Get the turtle headmug. The extremely potent gas that excretes from ones chocolate starfish before dropping the jackson five off
by Phil Mcrackin February 27, 2004
Get the Turtles breathmug.