stabbing the bed

When a guy sleeps on his stomach and has a boner, causing said boner to stick into the mattress.

I woke up this morning with my penis hurting, I must have been stabbing the bed all night!

by Jim Throttle September 30, 2017

Bed Bird

A person who has their make-up done well but is otherwise in bed. Typically have messy hair and PJs on.

"I did my make-up but then just laid in bed all day. What a waste."
"You're such a bed bird."

by Thatpersonyoualllove October 18, 2016

bed mumbler

A person who speaks in a low and poorly articulated voice when sleepy or recently awoken, so that you have to constantly ask them to repeat themselves. Especially refers to people whom you're lying in bed with.

you: So we should do this again sometime babe.
bed mumbler: (incomprehensible rubbish)
you: What?
bed mumbler: (incomprehensible rubbish)
you: Wait, say that again.

by imwithbeardy March 01, 2009

Bed Bunnies

You a couple that don’t do shit outside the bed.
Y’all snuggle n fuck like bunnies

“Yo you think Andy and Lilly are coming out tonight?”
“Naw since they dating they don’t do shit, they lame bed bunnies”

by cminivan March 06, 2019

Shit in the bed

Amber Herd

Amber Herd took a shit in the bed, she is a dumb bitch

by Captain_solo192 April 22, 2022

Prison Bed

Beds without the bed frame, straight on the dirty floor. Typically used by snakes and people with low income (Broke Mfs).

Damn nigga, you got the prison bed and you talking shit???!!!

by GounzMan May 15, 2021

Bed-Reading

The action of placing a book in your right hand, running full speed at your bed, jumping precisely five feet away from the mattress, completing a one hundred and eighty degree spin while simultaneously crossing the book between your legs. You then land on your back with the book open and proceed to read your story of choice.

Bed-Reading is an extreme sport, only for the elite.

by dirkdiggler12 December 05, 2016