too tired

A lame excuse used by some for getting out of spending time with girls.

"I can't play Halo, I'm too tired."

by Big Ass February 8, 2004

Hijo de tigre sale pintado

Common expression in Colombia to mean "Like father like son"
Also see "De tal palo, tal astilla"

"John come igual que su papá. Hijo de tigre sale pintado"
John eats just like his father

by Fallo August 1, 2007

spare tire

The huge roll of fat that often times drapes off of a woman's frame because she is so fucking fat and/or drinks to much beer/eats too much pizza, tacos, enchiladas, pasta, or cake. It can be best seen on college girls wearing tight shirts which they intend on showing off their "hot bod," but actually end up showing some nasty flab going about the entire circumfrence of their mid section, or at this point more like mid country they can be so large .....

"Whenever Kara sits in a bathing suit she covers her stomach because she doesnt want guys to see that she actually has a humongous spare tire."

by Helayne February 4, 2006

Tired.

The ultimate excuse for being really sad, or down.

"What's wrong?"-Rachel
"Nothing, I'm just tired."

by The Not-So It Girl November 27, 2012

Tire Tracks

When the human waste comes out too soon and leaves a brown "track-like" looking shitstain on the inside of your momma's panties. It can also be found on the inside of a toilet bowl when your bastard, son-of-a-bitch brother drops the bomb.

Son: Daddy what are the brown marks on mommy's underwear?
Dad: Wow your a dumbfuck, those are your mother's shitstain tire tracks.

by Robby H. October 21, 2004

tirent

someone that is barbaric, mean, annoying etc. a general insult.

person 1:i hate you
person2: i hate you too you poo face :(
person 1:tirent.

by TIRENT October 30, 2011

tired headache

When you stay out late the night before you have to wake up early to go to work. Half way through your work day you get a headache due to lack of sleep. You're also worthless at work because are just too tired to focus.

Example:
Co-worker1: Hey, what's up with Lorie today?
Co-worker2: She looks like she has another one of those, "tired headaches".

by Latina_LC July 21, 2009