Better to be a weightlifter or powerlifter than a bodybuilder. Better to be able to lift heavy weights and have functional strength, instead of prancing around on stage, oiled up, wearing a thong.
Weightlifter 1: Look at that guy. He's so huge and ripped!
Weightlifter 2: Yeah but look at the weight he's using. Thats bitch weight!
Weightlifter 1: Oh yeah. Better to be strong than wear a thong.
Weightlifter 2: Yeah but look at the weight he's using. Thats bitch weight!
Weightlifter 1: Oh yeah. Better to be strong than wear a thong.
by GainTrain June 1, 2014
Get the Better to be strong than wear a thongmug. by papi blueface June 3, 2019
Get the thong thursdaymug. Is when a person who is rude and disgusting and refer to her massive stinky clit as a hunny pot wears a thong and farts out her jumbo cunt it makes a whistle sound like blow g on a blade of grass your holding
I seen this old gross blond lady working out doing squat thrusters that her beaver was doing the valley thong whistle every thrust.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
Get the Valley thong whistlemug. Money made by a stripper, kept usually inside the thong strap while dancing. Originated by Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content.
Guy 1: Man, I lost three hundred bucks at the strip club last night.
Guy 2: Dude, that's a lot of thong-dollaz.
Guy 2: Dude, that's a lot of thong-dollaz.
by Bludy August 26, 2011
Get the Thong-Dollazmug. “Oh dear, you look traumatised mate”. “Yes, I bumped into Lindsey after 10 pints and the Slack Thong came off.
by Geoff Paddle June 6, 2022
Get the Slack Thongmug. by Daze1997 June 9, 2022
Get the John in a thongmug. by WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO January 20, 2023
Get the clock thongmug.