Better to be strong than wear a thong

Better to be a weightlifter or powerlifter than a bodybuilder. Better to be able to lift heavy weights and have functional strength, instead of prancing around on stage, oiled up, wearing a thong.

Weightlifter 1: Look at that guy. He's so huge and ripped!
Weightlifter 2: Yeah but look at the weight he's using. Thats bitch weight!
Weightlifter 1: Oh yeah. Better to be strong than wear a thong.

by GainTrain June 1, 2014

dirt thong

Those feels when you got dirt all up in your thong.

Yo Sharisce I can't go out tonight, I got the dirt thong.

by L Pp August 21, 2017

Thong-Dollaz

Money made by a stripper, kept usually inside the thong strap while dancing. Originated by Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content.

Guy 1: Man, I lost three hundred bucks at the strip club last night.
Guy 2: Dude, that's a lot of thong-dollaz.

by Bludy August 26, 2011

Thong

According to google, a thong is a sexy pant thingy that has been given to people with big schlongs, but to me, a thong is a thing used for fucking satanic purposes. FUCK THE THONG

Mom: Hey Jimmy, wheres my thong.
Jimmy: It's in my room, but i don't reccomend wearing it.
Mom: Jimmy did you fucking cum in my thong again.
Jimmy: Yes and now i'm gonna cum in that wet ass pussy

by Cowgirl69420 March 7, 2021

thongs

footwear; sandals

PERSON 1: i'm going to the beach on saturday.
PERSON 2: you're going to have to buy some new thongs.

by scariscoolig December 7, 2022

GG Thong

When a lady is obese to the point where her thongs are stretched to the max and holding on for dear life. Can be used for men in reference to their swim shorts too.

Guy 1: Have you seen that whale over there?
Guy 2: She's so fat her thongs are gonna rip at any moment
Guy 1: GG Thong

by TheJenerate October 19, 2020

Hungarian thong

The V shaped patch of hair that runs up from your butt crack to your waist.

As the plumber bent over to work on the sink, he gave everyone a clear view of his Hungarian thong.

by Zoidfarb October 29, 2017