Better to be strong than wear a thong

Better to be a weightlifter or powerlifter than a bodybuilder. Better to be able to lift heavy weights and have functional strength, instead of prancing around on stage, oiled up, wearing a thong.

Weightlifter 1: Look at that guy. He's so huge and ripped!
Weightlifter 2: Yeah but look at the weight he's using. Thats bitch weight!
Weightlifter 1: Oh yeah. Better to be strong than wear a thong.

by GainTrain June 1, 2014

Thong-Dollaz

Money made by a stripper, kept usually inside the thong strap while dancing. Originated by Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content.

Guy 1: Man, I lost three hundred bucks at the strip club last night.
Guy 2: Dude, that's a lot of thong-dollaz.

by Bludy August 26, 2011

thonging

a game where thongs are thrown at others while only running on grass...must jump over any other surface

i just cut my feet up thonging at the botanic gardens

by mr ben ACT April 6, 2011

marshmallow thong

when an extremely white persons ass folds over a thong therefore looking like a marshmallow

did u see brittnays marshmallow thong

by the vaginacologist vampire October 12, 2010

rubber thong

a piece of clothing that is rubber and is wore as under wear.

omfg dud look at that girls ass its sporting a rubber thong!

by Nueb35 October 27, 2008

thong berry

A thong berry is what happens when you think you're done with your period, so you put on a thong, but you end up with a congealed blob of gooey uterine blood stuck on your skank floss.

I thought I was done leaking uterus jelly, so I wore and thong that day and ended up with a stank thong berry.

I like CapnCrunch with thong berries

by 2LBSofTOE March 13, 2014

Thong whip

When a girl pulls her thong by the side and it whips off, showing her vagina.

Allie got so drunk last night that she offered to do a thong whip for frank.

by cowtroller August 12, 2014