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Better to be strong than wear a thong

Better to be a weightlifter or powerlifter than a bodybuilder. Better to be able to lift heavy weights and have functional strength, instead of prancing around on stage, oiled up, wearing a thong.
Weightlifter 1: Look at that guy. He's so huge and ripped!
Weightlifter 2: Yeah but look at the weight he's using. Thats bitch weight!
Weightlifter 1: Oh yeah. Better to be strong than wear a thong.
by GainTrain June 1, 2014
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Thong Stain

Forget flying by the seat of your pants. Try flying by the stain of your thong!
"He came into your apartment. He left the Thong Stains on the carpet!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 13, 2023
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Tree thong

A thong made for men with dick the size of large trees.
Dude, Jacob had a tree thong on last night!
by Sirbigdickalot May 31, 2016
mugGet the Tree thongmug.

Thongs

Mum: Oi grab ya thongs we’re heading off to the servo (service station)
by Littleaussiesheila August 6, 2018
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long-prong thong

A person who is constantly bored. They don’t like what used to entertain them, they have zero exercise, zero power in their brain's battery, zero oxygen… They are basically a zerozerozerozerozerozero.
Please, anyone who is in here, tell my brother to do something real because I don’t like him being a long-prong thong anymore!
by bluestinger66 March 13, 2024
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Thong Day

October 19th, It is wear a thong day, all lady’s must wear a thong and show a guy that your wearing a thong.
Guy: “Today’s thong day, show me you wearing it
Girl: “Ok hear you go”

(Shows guys thong)
Guy: “Ok I believe you”
(Guy licks his lips)
Girl: (whispers in ear) “ I could not be wearing one if you meet me in the bathroom in 10”
by Rude Gernreich October 19, 2019
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