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Body positive

Body Positive! Eating whatever you want! And then crying about it after :( But posting on instagram that you’re sexy, even though you truely don’t believe it
Interviewer - “What does body positive mean too you?”

Confident person “ Body Positive! Eating whatever you want! And then crying about it after :( But posting on instagram that you’re sexy, even though you truely don’t believe it
by MsGirl May 22, 2021
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Body Positive

A way to be comfortable in your own damn skin and to love yourself/other people no matter what their appearance is.
"Did you see that Instagram pic Stacy posted"
"Yeah she is so body positive I love it!
by Zora123 February 6, 2017
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Air Position

The act of which lifting someone up while engaging in a sexual act and accidently flinging them when tired
ah fuck im sorry i dint mean to do the air position
by Brownie Nest tea November 5, 2022
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final position

either
a) the final position in sex
b) final position before the funeral
Erin: Man I saw someone in their final position!
Scout: Which one😏
by thecoolestperson April 30, 2022
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Ds Position

A: omg look at joe
B: manspreading is so hot omg
A: yes bro hes literally in the ds position🤭
by Harrysmuse March 15, 2023
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The kamikaze position

The kamikaze position is when a female is on her back naked and has her hips thrusted up in a position where her vagina is open. Then the male host gets on top of a ladder, completely naked, and swings around and around on a ceiling fan three times until he yells bonsai and dives onto the female host penis first and penetrates her vagina like a kamikaze pilot would when sinking a ship.
Did you know that Forest can do the kamikaze position perfectly with Jenny. She said it felt as if Japan had given her the best penetration she had ever felt.
by Eston555855 December 12, 2020
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Piss Positions

The third piss positions definition I wrote was going to be the last one, but boredom struck, so it's coming back.

I guess you could call this a sequel.

1. Fence
If you have a wooden fence that is impossible to see through, you could piss on that. Chainlink is out of the question (obviously). Because this is basically impossible without a schlong, I think most women won't be able to do this one.

2. Dog Piss
Lift one leg and piss. Women can probably do this, but I'm not sure.

3. Handstand
Piss while doing a handstand. Women can do this, as long as they know how to do a handstand.

4. Camping
There are plenty of ways to piss while camping. While this is preferably done alone, if the friends you bring are incredibly close and understanding, you're golden.

Some examples:

- on a tree (perhaps most obvious)
- in the snow (if camping in a snowy place/in the winter)
- from a tree
- in a field
- on each other (if y'all are into that shit i guess)

5. Piss Balloon
I know I mentioned this last time, but as it's getting warmer, this is worth considering.
Like all piss positions, and pissing in general, please make sure to stay out of sight of others. Please piss responsibly.
by TotallyTubularDude March 14, 2021
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