mission

Referencing any of various Indian reservations that were set up by Roman Catholic(Jesuit, etc.) missionaries.

Rick: Where you been?
Slick: Over at the Mission
Rick: What's over there?
Rick: burnt meat

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 24, 2011

Mission Hills Motorboat

When having aggressive cowgirl sex, and the woman cuts a long bubbly fart on the man’s ball bag, creating the sound of a motorboat taking off from shore. Often times caused by pre-game Asada Fries and initiated by a twist of the niplets.

Bro #1: “Hey how was your date with the girl from Florianos?”

Bro #2: “No Bueno, she tirado in pedo on my huevos rancheros”

Bro #1: “The Mission Hills Motorboat!”

by Gaysofthunder69 February 22, 2021

Jumming mission

A person whose mission is it to jumm, jumming is the act of stroking ones ding dong

Joe biden: jumming mission

by Meat itteruptted June 22, 2023

bled mission

To fail an objective

It was a bled mission

by M&M2017 September 23, 2017

Missioning it

To really go for it, whilst moving. You cannot mission it through your homework.

"We were really missioning it through the wood, hacking down anything that got in our way"
"We were following them and really missioning it, ducking into doorways and hiding up trees"

by Lileea December 20, 2008

Mission impossible

To Tell Your Friend To Look At Something Then Quickly Ejaculate On There Back In A Public Area.

Oh shit man sams wearing the shirt that I did a mission impossible on Hopefully he doesn’t find out.

by RxE454 August 1, 2023

insta-mission

Going on an adventure specifically to get a beautiful picture to share online, especially on Instagram.

Bro!! Want to go on on a insta-mission tonight to get some shots of the sunset tonight?

by j.turansky January 5, 2016