Example 1
Person a: Who's your favourite 'spoon at the moment?
Person b: Mandela.
Person a: Yeah! Jackson Five right?
Example 2
Person a: Check out that table of jam spoons over there!
Person b: Quiet dude, they're right next to us...
Person a: Don't worry dude, they can't understand.
person b: They deaf?
person a: Black.
Person a: Who's your favourite 'spoon at the moment?
Person b: Mandela.
Person a: Yeah! Jackson Five right?
Example 2
Person a: Check out that table of jam spoons over there!
Person b: Quiet dude, they're right next to us...
Person a: Don't worry dude, they can't understand.
person b: They deaf?
person a: Black.
by sourceman May 27, 2007

OMG guys...guys this. Is. My JAM!! I just...just have to rance.
shh, my jam is on. SHUT UP, THIS IS MY JAM
This is my jam... no guys i'm serious, it's blueberry jam. It's awesome.
Shit, I missed my jam.
shh, my jam is on. SHUT UP, THIS IS MY JAM
This is my jam... no guys i'm serious, it's blueberry jam. It's awesome.
Shit, I missed my jam.
by queerunicorns April 12, 2015

Sanitary Napkins, used by women during menstruation. These of are often disposed of into a container next to the water closet, they are often fall into the hands of a pedal bin vampire.
Sandra applied the jam rag to her vulva, since her menstrual flow was heavy, and chewy bits were abundant.
by Clinton Sounds February 4, 2004

What happens when middle-aged people try to incorporate youth slang into their text conversations. They type "sksksk" and their phones auto correct to "disk jams."
by MC Wapiti August 5, 2019

an add on to jammed. an accent to jammed. "MEGA Jammed"
emphasis needs to be used on "MEGA" for effect if necessary.
1. To be screwed over
2. to screwed over somebody
3. a state of being
4. an expression
emphasis needs to be used on "MEGA" for effect if necessary.
1. To be screwed over
2. to screwed over somebody
3. a state of being
4. an expression
1. "I just got (MEGA) jammed by Meghan"
2. "I just (MEGA) jammed that dude"
3. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed right now"
also feel free to add in the "F" word where is fits.
A. "I just got so fucking (MEGA) jammed by Meghan" (fucking bitch)
B. "I just (MEGA) fucking jammed that dude"
C. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed. right fucking now"
An Expression: a friend sees another friend hurt himself. example, he walks into a sliding glass door, and the other friend in a deep booming voice says "MEGA JAMMED" coupled with weird facial expressions.
2. "I just (MEGA) jammed that dude"
3. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed right now"
also feel free to add in the "F" word where is fits.
A. "I just got so fucking (MEGA) jammed by Meghan" (fucking bitch)
B. "I just (MEGA) fucking jammed that dude"
C. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed. right fucking now"
An Expression: a friend sees another friend hurt himself. example, he walks into a sliding glass door, and the other friend in a deep booming voice says "MEGA JAMMED" coupled with weird facial expressions.
by Henn Diesel January 29, 2009

When friends or a couple or something in that matter come together and listen to music and just talk.
by Balltilifall_ July 25, 2019

by john jammy December 30, 2021
