by theghosttiger July 9, 2015

A lactose intolerant person’s appetizer also known as a charcuterie board. The dish consists of a multitude of different cheeses, fruits and/or nuts placed eloquently on a wooden cutting board.
My girlfriend and I tried a shartshittery board for the first time last night. I was in the bathroom for the rest of the night.
by EeliahSun13 September 28, 2021

The governing body of the urban dictionary.
by Boomer el Sancho October 12, 2013

Marc: Did you hear Vinni got possessed while using a Luigi board?
Kaz: What?
Vinni: *Demonic Luigi growling.*
Kaz: What?
Vinni: *Demonic Luigi growling.*
by Gelimino June 25, 2023

by Nightcrawler March 26, 2003

During these crucial times of the pandemic, its important to stay safe at all costs, especially during sex. Thats where Corona boarding comes in handy. Just grab a sheet of plexiglass for total transparency or a sheet of plywood if you don't want to look at the cow you're plowing. Put a few handles on it and cut out a hole for your cock. Crank the bob Marley, throw on your flower lay necklace, grab your bae, and take her on the ride of a lifetime.
Gabe: Hey wanna fuck?
Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.
Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board
Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave
Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!
Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.
Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board
Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave
Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!
by DarkCoffee September 11, 2020

Skirting boards can cause excitement when seen and cause episodes of skeng.
Jay Swingler gets excited by skirting boards.
Jay Swingler gets excited by skirting boards.
by Polkovnik Blyatski October 4, 2019
