Assorted "from away" individuals, classified with various single-word descriptions drawn from da ol' 26, such as:
blimmigrant: dat shady new guy in town whom all of da "just say no" folks prudently steer clear of.
brimmigrant: an "import" designer of baseball caps.
dimmigrant: a hopped-off-da-boat laborer who has "a mind dat's weak and a back dat's strong".
flimmigrant: a passing-through-town con-man who's out to "flam" you --- da phony weavers in da "Emperor's New Clothes" come to mind as excellent examples.
glimmigrant: a visiting candle-salesman.
grimmigrant: an "outta-statah" who could really stand to lighten up a bit.
himmigrant: a male newcomer, possibly looking for some juicy local-female a**.
Jimmigrant: what Captain Cook and any other individuals with his same first name would become whenever they "landed on a foreign shore".
Kimmigrant: a new face in da village with a common name dat could equally be given to either gender.
limbigrant: a visiting arborist or chiropractor.
NIMHigrant: either a shrink or a touched-in-da-head patient of one who has breezed into town.
primmigrant: a "proper 'n' stuffy" person from da outside who is critical/disdainful of native residents and thus causes them to resent ALL newcomers.
quimmigrant: similar to da eighth definition above, although it could also be a hot-in-da-crotch CHICK who's seeking out also-horny STUDS in a new town to get "milk" from them.
rimmigrant: a traveling salesman selling "steel wheel" components.
blimmigrant: dat shady new guy in town whom all of da "just say no" folks prudently steer clear of.
brimmigrant: an "import" designer of baseball caps.
dimmigrant: a hopped-off-da-boat laborer who has "a mind dat's weak and a back dat's strong".
flimmigrant: a passing-through-town con-man who's out to "flam" you --- da phony weavers in da "Emperor's New Clothes" come to mind as excellent examples.
glimmigrant: a visiting candle-salesman.
grimmigrant: an "outta-statah" who could really stand to lighten up a bit.
himmigrant: a male newcomer, possibly looking for some juicy local-female a**.
Jimmigrant: what Captain Cook and any other individuals with his same first name would become whenever they "landed on a foreign shore".
Kimmigrant: a new face in da village with a common name dat could equally be given to either gender.
limbigrant: a visiting arborist or chiropractor.
NIMHigrant: either a shrink or a touched-in-da-head patient of one who has breezed into town.
primmigrant: a "proper 'n' stuffy" person from da outside who is critical/disdainful of native residents and thus causes them to resent ALL newcomers.
quimmigrant: similar to da eighth definition above, although it could also be a hot-in-da-crotch CHICK who's seeking out also-horny STUDS in a new town to get "milk" from them.
rimmigrant: a traveling salesman selling "steel wheel" components.
More "alphabetical immigrants" examples:
SIMmigrant: A SIMilar person to that described in da previous definition, but one pedaling memory-cards for cell phones.
scrimmigrant: a stupid-a** tourist who doesn't plan/think ahead when it comes to packing heavy-enough garments.
shimmigrant: a traveling handyman who's looking to "fill da gaps" around da area in which he's staying temporarily.
shimmygrant: a visitor who either frequently needs a steadying hand as he goes about his day, or drives a car dat could benefit from da services of da person described in da "R" definition above.
skimmigrant: a sleazy company-rep who stops in at various branch-establishments and surreptitiously embezzles small amounts from their coffers.
slimmigrant: a fly-by-night huckster who pedals flab-reduction products.
swimmigrant: a summer-camp pool-instructor who's recently arrived in da area.
Timmigrant: a "green green grass of home"-named dude who ISN'T currently in his "home" turf.
trimmigrant: can be either da same as da third definition back, or of da caring-for-plants tradesperson mentioned in da "L" definition.
vimmigrant: could also refer to da first example referred to above, as a practitioner hawking weight-loss wares might also promise dat you'll feel more "chipper 'n' cheerful" as a result of being more in shape, as well.
whimmigrant: a from-afar individual who either breezily bounces from one interest/preference to another, or promises da locals anything they fancy.
SIMmigrant: A SIMilar person to that described in da previous definition, but one pedaling memory-cards for cell phones.
scrimmigrant: a stupid-a** tourist who doesn't plan/think ahead when it comes to packing heavy-enough garments.
shimmigrant: a traveling handyman who's looking to "fill da gaps" around da area in which he's staying temporarily.
shimmygrant: a visitor who either frequently needs a steadying hand as he goes about his day, or drives a car dat could benefit from da services of da person described in da "R" definition above.
skimmigrant: a sleazy company-rep who stops in at various branch-establishments and surreptitiously embezzles small amounts from their coffers.
slimmigrant: a fly-by-night huckster who pedals flab-reduction products.
swimmigrant: a summer-camp pool-instructor who's recently arrived in da area.
Timmigrant: a "green green grass of home"-named dude who ISN'T currently in his "home" turf.
trimmigrant: can be either da same as da third definition back, or of da caring-for-plants tradesperson mentioned in da "L" definition.
vimmigrant: could also refer to da first example referred to above, as a practitioner hawking weight-loss wares might also promise dat you'll feel more "chipper 'n' cheerful" as a result of being more in shape, as well.
whimmigrant: a from-afar individual who either breezily bounces from one interest/preference to another, or promises da locals anything they fancy.
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Get the alphabetical immigrants mug.bopportunity: A chance to clonk someone's noggin.
copportunity: An occasion when you can dial 9-1-1.
fopportunity: An area or event where you can dress up excessively or outlandishly.
GOPportunity: A time when you can openly flaunt your Republican viewpoints.
hopportunity: A safe/acceptable location to do jumping-jacks and leapfrogging.
lopportunity: When you notice that your ornamentals are getting too bushy and/or scraggly.
mopportunity: A chance to try out your new Swiffer.
popportunity: When you come across a discarded sheet of bubble-wrap.
sopportunity: An occasion where you can either easily/inexpensively appease someone, or absorb a liquid with a sponge.
topportunity: A chance to "do somebody one better" in a contest or impromptu session of friendly verbal sparring.
wopportunity: A time when you can make derogatory remarks about Italians.
copportunity: An occasion when you can dial 9-1-1.
fopportunity: An area or event where you can dress up excessively or outlandishly.
GOPportunity: A time when you can openly flaunt your Republican viewpoints.
hopportunity: A safe/acceptable location to do jumping-jacks and leapfrogging.
lopportunity: When you notice that your ornamentals are getting too bushy and/or scraggly.
mopportunity: A chance to try out your new Swiffer.
popportunity: When you come across a discarded sheet of bubble-wrap.
sopportunity: An occasion where you can either easily/inexpensively appease someone, or absorb a liquid with a sponge.
topportunity: A chance to "do somebody one better" in a contest or impromptu session of friendly verbal sparring.
wopportunity: A time when you can make derogatory remarks about Italians.
Alphabetical opportunities may be fun to think about, but most of them seem largely pointless to perform in real life.
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Get the alphabetical opportunities mug."Climbin' da walls" level of distress regarding any of a number of "English 26" debacles, including:
banguish: What an explosive-device diffuser feels while trepidatiously operating on said unstable-powderkeg creations, knowing dat they could "go boom" at any moment.
clanguish: How you feel when handling da ringing mechanism of a loud bell, since one slip could cause a harsh/deafening metallic resonance.
danguish: Constant concern dat you will hear a euphemism.
fanguish: What Clarita Haast always felt when her reptile-wrangler hubby was servicing his serpents.
ganguish: What you'll likely feel if you get involved da wrong crowd.
hanguish: What da perpetually-on-da-run King and da Duke suffered because da people whom they'd swindled wanted to treat them to a "necktie party".
Kranguish: What da Duke Of Coffin Castle's right-hand-man guard suffered when Zorn of Zorna tied him up with turk's-head knots.
languish: A real word --- sorry. Means to miserably remain in one spot.
banguish: What an explosive-device diffuser feels while trepidatiously operating on said unstable-powderkeg creations, knowing dat they could "go boom" at any moment.
clanguish: How you feel when handling da ringing mechanism of a loud bell, since one slip could cause a harsh/deafening metallic resonance.
danguish: Constant concern dat you will hear a euphemism.
fanguish: What Clarita Haast always felt when her reptile-wrangler hubby was servicing his serpents.
ganguish: What you'll likely feel if you get involved da wrong crowd.
hanguish: What da perpetually-on-da-run King and da Duke suffered because da people whom they'd swindled wanted to treat them to a "necktie party".
Kranguish: What da Duke Of Coffin Castle's right-hand-man guard suffered when Zorn of Zorna tied him up with turk's-head knots.
languish: A real word --- sorry. Means to miserably remain in one spot.
Additional examples of "alphabetical anguish" include:
panguish: What you'll likely suffer from either over-exerting yourself physically or behaving less than honorably or responsibly.
ranguish: Da various startled emotions dat you'd feel if you did indeed slip up regarding da second definition above, not to mention red-faced embarrassment from all of da annoyed glances from nearby fellow humans whose ears were also shockingly assailed wif said humongous cacophony.
sanguish: Ear-grating distress due to one or more horrendously-off-key choir members.
slanguish: What an "old school" English teacher (pun not intended, but I love it!) feels from hearing her students use unrefined word-choices.
spranguish: Da fear of having a crouching creature leap out at you.
'Stanguish: Less-than-confident feelings about having to drive a Ford sports car.
tanguish: Distressed emotions at having to either ingest a strong-flavored comestible, sniff a pungent-odored object, or work with a device dat has one or more protruding components.
Wanguish: Discontent at having to deal wif da "only splash of ad-color in da Wall Street Journal" company.
yanguish: Assorted wound-up emotions from focusing on da "black dot on white background" half of da Chinese circle of opposing energies.
panguish: What you'll likely suffer from either over-exerting yourself physically or behaving less than honorably or responsibly.
ranguish: Da various startled emotions dat you'd feel if you did indeed slip up regarding da second definition above, not to mention red-faced embarrassment from all of da annoyed glances from nearby fellow humans whose ears were also shockingly assailed wif said humongous cacophony.
sanguish: Ear-grating distress due to one or more horrendously-off-key choir members.
slanguish: What an "old school" English teacher (pun not intended, but I love it!) feels from hearing her students use unrefined word-choices.
spranguish: Da fear of having a crouching creature leap out at you.
'Stanguish: Less-than-confident feelings about having to drive a Ford sports car.
tanguish: Distressed emotions at having to either ingest a strong-flavored comestible, sniff a pungent-odored object, or work with a device dat has one or more protruding components.
Wanguish: Discontent at having to deal wif da "only splash of ad-color in da Wall Street Journal" company.
yanguish: Assorted wound-up emotions from focusing on da "black dot on white background" half of da Chinese circle of opposing energies.
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Get the alphabetical anguish mug.Assorted "from A to Z" relief-from-standard-requirements allowances, such as:
beesement: Where someone else volunteers to "get a buzz" managing da apiary so dat you can clear yer head for a while
breezement: Where you are allowed to either "fart proudly" or avoid "having yer cheek visited too roughly" by passing air-currents
ceasement: Not having to stop something you enjoy
cheesement: Being allowed to eat softer milk-curd solids instead of firmer-textured selections like Swiss or cheddar
Cleesement: Not having to sit in on a group-viewing of "Fawlty Towers" re-runs
creasement: Not having people fuss if yer clothes aren't ironed
Creesement: Where you are free to treat all Native-American tribes da same way
feesement: Having a service-charge waived
freezement: Not making you shiver yer a** off working outdoors in colder weather
geesement: Not having to deal wif all those annoying big white "honkers" in da farmyard
geezement: Fellow humans' refraining from expressing displeasure about your faults
greasement: Having someone else operate da lubing-gun
jeezement: Same deal as two definitions back
keysement: Not having to DIDDLE wif those FIDDLY little brass lock-opener devices, like if your ride uses a wireless remote
kneesement: What those squishy-foam mats or padded strap-on cups allow yer leg-joints when squatting on hard/rough surfaces
leasement: Not having to sign an agreement to use a dwelling or property
leesement: Being allowed "safe harbor"
beesement: Where someone else volunteers to "get a buzz" managing da apiary so dat you can clear yer head for a while
breezement: Where you are allowed to either "fart proudly" or avoid "having yer cheek visited too roughly" by passing air-currents
ceasement: Not having to stop something you enjoy
cheesement: Being allowed to eat softer milk-curd solids instead of firmer-textured selections like Swiss or cheddar
Cleesement: Not having to sit in on a group-viewing of "Fawlty Towers" re-runs
creasement: Not having people fuss if yer clothes aren't ironed
Creesement: Where you are free to treat all Native-American tribes da same way
feesement: Having a service-charge waived
freezement: Not making you shiver yer a** off working outdoors in colder weather
geesement: Not having to deal wif all those annoying big white "honkers" in da farmyard
geezement: Fellow humans' refraining from expressing displeasure about your faults
greasement: Having someone else operate da lubing-gun
jeezement: Same deal as two definitions back
keysement: Not having to DIDDLE wif those FIDDLY little brass lock-opener devices, like if your ride uses a wireless remote
kneesement: What those squishy-foam mats or padded strap-on cups allow yer leg-joints when squatting on hard/rough surfaces
leasement: Not having to sign an agreement to use a dwelling or property
leesement: Being allowed "safe harbor"
More alphabetical easements:
measement: Not having to just think of others all da time
niecement: Not having to deal wif yer kid-brother's bratty pigtailed ankle-biter
peasement: Not having to either shell sphere-shaped veggies or eat yucky cereal
pleasement: Not having to either kowtow to others or speak super-politely
queasement: Being given a rest-break 'cuz you're feeling "rumbly in yer tumbly"
Reesement: Being given an orange-wrapped candy bar to munch on
seesement: Not having to either keep yer eyes open or remember/report what you observe
seizement: Either having others keep their grabby hands off'n you, or having Loctite LB 8150 applied to metal parts
sleazement: Freedom from "shady" dealings
Smeesement: What Peter Pan got whenever Captain Hook's right-hand man was absent
sneezement: What cold-and-flu remedies hopefully will provide
spreesement: Relief from a noticeable uptick in something
squeezement: Not having to be subjected to a hardship or bear-hug
teasement: Having others either respect your feelings or not serve you disgusting herbal-brew
teesement: Not having to play golf, wear undershirts, or cross a certain letter of da alphabet
threesement: Being allowed to just deal wif either two-or-less or four-or-more items
treesement: Not having to deal wif large/tall plants
tweezement: Being allowed to leave your lashes/brows as they grow naturally
wheezement: What Pat McManus gains from following da MFFFF.
zeesement: Being allowed some shut-eye
measement: Not having to just think of others all da time
niecement: Not having to deal wif yer kid-brother's bratty pigtailed ankle-biter
peasement: Not having to either shell sphere-shaped veggies or eat yucky cereal
pleasement: Not having to either kowtow to others or speak super-politely
queasement: Being given a rest-break 'cuz you're feeling "rumbly in yer tumbly"
Reesement: Being given an orange-wrapped candy bar to munch on
seesement: Not having to either keep yer eyes open or remember/report what you observe
seizement: Either having others keep their grabby hands off'n you, or having Loctite LB 8150 applied to metal parts
sleazement: Freedom from "shady" dealings
Smeesement: What Peter Pan got whenever Captain Hook's right-hand man was absent
sneezement: What cold-and-flu remedies hopefully will provide
spreesement: Relief from a noticeable uptick in something
squeezement: Not having to be subjected to a hardship or bear-hug
teasement: Having others either respect your feelings or not serve you disgusting herbal-brew
teesement: Not having to play golf, wear undershirts, or cross a certain letter of da alphabet
threesement: Being allowed to just deal wif either two-or-less or four-or-more items
treesement: Not having to deal wif large/tall plants
tweezement: Being allowed to leave your lashes/brows as they grow naturally
wheezement: What Pat McManus gains from following da MFFFF.
zeesement: Being allowed some shut-eye
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